Have you ever injured yourself and been too ashamed as to admit to anyone how it happened?

I admit I tripped over a football/soccerball in my folks back garden and broke my left arm.

Only the occasional various unexplainable bumps and bruises after a night out drinking. It probably would be embarrassing if I could actually remember how they got there.

i smacked my forehead and had a knot/bruise on it ...

CarrieMpls said:

these are the worst.... but I usually have a great deal of friends that let me know what I did to injure myself...like the time i fell out of the bar door, and ended up on crutches for 6 weeks, thats a fun one

Mach said:

The hell did you smack it with?

FunkMistress said:

the headboard

Mach said:

FunkMistress said:

rug burns?

I was doing flips on my bed and hit my head on the headboard.

unlucky7 said:

cute.

I once got my penis stuck in my vacuum cleaner! It took three nurses and a doctor to remove it!

doctormcmeekle said:

I think I've mis-judged this thread.

CarrieMpls said:

Definitely been there and done that.

doctormcmeekle said:

McMeekle's todger gets its first ever clean, and this is what happens.

God bless you.

Mach said:

That sounds like you had fun doing it anyway!

testicleman said:

It was spotless. You could eat your dinner off it!

I was leaving movie theater last summer. I was looking at a preview poster while I was walking and walked straight inot a glass plate. OUCH! I was embarrassed as hell too. The glass was clear as hell, though. It didn't even look like it was there.

doctormcmeekle said:

next time i'm thinking of becoming anorexic, i'll call you up.

testicleman said:

I likes 'em skinny!

doctormcmeekle said:

how did you end up with the wife then?

testicleman said:

She said she had a skinny person inside trying to get out.

I'm still waiting.....

ella731 said:

hardwood floors

1sexymf said:

Numerous times when under the influence of alcohol


I'm always injuring myself I'm kinda clumsy

testicleman said:

I hit my head hard too.
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doctormcmeekle said:

and what were you doing with the vacuum cleaner, not cleaning i'm sure.

damn I have to post this story before someone else does about me.

I was once knocked unconcious when someone threw a rubber brick at me in the swimming pool

yeah yeah yeah bring on the emoticons

p0pRocks said:

lol

Christopher said:

'Lol' indeed.