These are the types of things that are helping me put on the pounds....

http://money.cnn.com/2005...tm?cnn=yes





A BIG breakfast at Burger King

Chain debuts Enormous Omelet Sandwich with more calories, fat than Whopper.
March 28, 2005: 12:38 PM EST


The Enormous Omelet Sandwich, all 730 calories of it, debuted Monday at Burger King.

NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Burger King has unveiled a new breakfast sandwich that's a huge bet not everyone is dieting.

The No. 2 fast food chain debuted its Enormous Omelet Sandwich Monday. The sandwich has one sausage patty, two eggs, two American cheese slices and three strips of bacon.

That works out to 730 calories and 47 grams of fat -- more than a Whopper burger, which the Burger King Web site said has 700 calories and 42 grams of fat.

While the new breakfast sandwich goes against the trend at some competitors to offer healthier fare, some analysts were quoted as saying the new sandwich is likely to be a sales success.

"The critics will still label it food porn," Sherri Daye Scott, editor at fast-food magazine QSR, told USA Today, which first reported the story. "But the average male fast-food customer does not have a problem with this."

Scott was right -- the new breakfast sandwich was quickly criticized due to health concerns.

"Eating like this is a step on the way to a heart attack," Fred Pescatore, author of The Hamptons Diet told the newspaper. "It's irresponsible."

Morgan Spurlock, who ridiculed McDonald's in the documentary film "Super Size Me," told the paper that Burger King's new breakfast sandwich, "should come with a $5-off coupon for your first angioplasty."

Still, the paper said the new offering could also make Burger King more of a player in the breakfast market, where USA Today reports it is way behind McDonald's (Research).

The new sandwich comes about four months after Hardee's also bucked the "health trend" in fast food restaurants by offering a burger it dubbed the "Monster Thickburger," with 1,400 calories and 107 grams of fat. (For more on the monster burger, click here).

Burger King has been privately held since it was sold by British food conglomerate Diageo to a group led by Texas Pacific Group in 2002.

oh good lawd ...

and you gained 30 lbs cuz why ?



DONT EAT FAST FOOD DOOK

Mach said:

I know! Ha!

I actually looked at my license from my sophmore year in college and I weighed 160!!!!! I've gained 40 pounds in 7 years!

I used to be the fastest sprinter on my track team. My legs were cut, my stomach was flat....now I'm a big fatass....

now, if they stuffed a whole stick of butter in that thing, i might be tempted to give up 18 years of vegetarianism.

Anxiety said:

Are you being sarcastic? If not, here's an idea:

Option 1:
Go to Burger King. Order up one of these tasty Enormous Omelet Sandwiches. Take it home, throw a whole stick of butter in it, then microwave.

Option 2:
Bring a whole stick of butter WITH you to Burger King! Then, order an Enormous Omelet Sandwich. When they bring it out, cram that fucking piece of butter all up in that bitch and let it melt all over the other goodies in there.

So, Anxy, it's not hard! You can do it!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Oh, god, that sounds repulsive. Just thinking about that makes me gag.
I'm not crackin' on you, though Dook, Maybe you need to get sick inorder to stop eating fast food.

1sexymf said:

I want one!

Spookymuffin said:

That's what I'm talkin about!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

No, you just think you want one.

Okay, drop the Monster Thickburger

1sexymf said:

But I NEEEEED one!!!!!

Mmmmmm...I'd ditch the bun tho. CARBS ARE EVIL!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

NO, you think you NEEEEED ONE!
DO I HAVE TO START CRACKING THE WHIP HERE?!

1sexymf said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

You naughty boy, Dook

1sexymf said:

Anxiety said:

This thing sounds scrumdiddlyumptious! I'll probably never get one though, just so I won't know what I'm missing

im so glad they now have a breakfast heartattack in a bun, I was getting scared it was only for dinner

There should be a law protecting people from any sandwhich that has 1400 calories. The omelet sandwhich is bad enough but Hardees should have their food distribution license taken away, that's just disgusting.

Why are people fat and lazy? Because they eat a weeks calories in a day and their too lazy to make a sandwhich.

Teach your young by not leading by example

Slave2daGroove said:

But look how tasty the sandwich looks!!!!

Good lord! You mean they're forcing people to eat these!





Allergy warning: This post may contain traces of sarcasm.

fuck, whatever happened to just havin an omelet for breakfast?

i think they should serve this sandwich with a free pack of marlboro reds.

Anxiety said:

and a gallon of chicken fat.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

carbonated! X-TREEEEM code red chicken fat mountain dew remix!

Anxiety said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

supersized

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Too funny! They were talking about this new omelete sandwich on the local news tonight. They're not kidding when they say "enormous", that thing is HUGE! Hopefully there won't be a severed finger or other body part in the sandwich, like what happened at that OTHER fast food place.
[Edited 3/28/05 16:48pm]

Krystal666 said:

& what the rest of the filling is soooo good 4 u!!!!!