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I gotta go grow a tail.... I had a big lunch and it's pushing its way out.... | |
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 [Edited 3/24/05 14:07pm] Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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i am posting this under the alter-ego of STOMPTOR 5000.
"hello. i am STOMPTOR 5000. i am a robot. i was built in a secret laboratory hidden in the cellar of a mansion located high on a hill in a faraway part of eastern europe. i cannot be more specific with the location because i was programmed to be somewhat vague. i can calculate ridiculously complex equations and i can blow up cars with my death beams, which shoot from my metallic fingertips. my favorite singer is roland gift of the band 'fine young cannibals'. i like how his voice sounds like a trombone. that's neat. i can bore holes through lead walls, too. i may or may not be able to fly. again, i am programmed to be selectively vague. i like baked macaroni and cheese, but please do not put tomato chutney on top of it. i tried that recently and did not care for it. also, i will destroy all those who dare ursurp the power of my creators and myself. ursurpers suck. sometimes i enjoy lemonade. sometimes, all i want is a cold glass of water with a generous squeeze of lime or lemon. have you ever tried cucumber water? it tastes better than it sounds. and i am designed to defeat all humans and to be invincible. taunt me and prepare to be obliterated. i used to make sun tea until i heard you could get sick from it. i never cared for instant tea. or instant coffee for that matter. i will destroy you all. STOMPTOR 5000 HAS SPOKEN."
thanx, anx | |
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Anxiety said: i am posting this under the alter-ego of STOMPTOR 5000.
"hello. i am STOMPTOR 5000. i am a robot. i was built in a secret laboratory hidden in the cellar of a mansion located high on a hill in a faraway part of eastern europe. i cannot be more specific with the location because i was programmed to be somewhat vague. i can calculate ridiculously complex equations and i can blow up cars with my death beams, which shoot from my metallic fingertips. my favorite singer is roland gift of the band 'fine young cannibals'. i like how his voice sounds like a trombone. that's neat. i can bore holes through lead walls, too. i may or may not be able to fly. again, i am programmed to be selectively vague. i like baked macaroni and cheese, but please do not put tomato chutney on top of it. i tried that recently and did not care for it. also, i will destroy all those who dare ursurp the power of my creators and myself. ursurpers suck. sometimes i enjoy lemonade. sometimes, all i want is a cold glass of water with a generous squeeze of lime or lemon. have you ever tried cucumber water? it tastes better than it sounds. and i am designed to defeat all humans and to be invincible. taunt me and prepare to be obliterated. i used to make sun tea until i heard you could get sick from it. i never cared for instant tea. or instant coffee for that matter. i will destroy you all. STOMPTOR 5000 HAS SPOKEN."
thanx, anx Um...i'd lay off the alter egos if I were you.  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Great topic... and very important indeed...
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superspaceboy said: Um...i'd lay off the alter egos if I were you. fine. it's over. wanna go hang out at the k-mart parking lot and share a bottle of apricot schnapps? i'm buying. | |
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Freespirit said: Great topic... and very important indeed...
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