Customer: A packet of Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

Customer: Thanks

I work in a supermarket and it took AGES to get all the shit off the shelves. It beat stacking them though.

thesexofit said:

It was fun luckily and more importantly different to the norm. As u may guess working in a supermarket (even if only part time like me) is very dull. Yet u can get away with loads there as Tesco's is a HUGE place so supervision is hard.

thesexofit said:

for not being supervised and skiving

that's my most favourite joke ever now! Thanks pop

thesexofit said:

Hey mate, I used to work in Sainsbury's (and Asda actually hah), and me and a mate would go to the roof of the store carpark after shop was closed, get trolley's and swing them around until they'd lift in the air, then let them go flying over the ledge into the road below aaaah those were the days

Taureau said:

i found it funny

Well, it was alright...not hilarious.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

You just don't read the health warnings on fags do you

you see smoking has strong links to numerous forms of cancer

Sounds like a laugh. I'd love to do that shit.

thesexofit said:

lollyp0p said:

Warnings on fag packets?! Where!? Where?!

lollyp0p said:

it was just a game and noone got hurt!

Anyway have you ever been pushed really fast while sat in a supermarket trolley? It's fantastic! But I guess it lead to darker things

JDINTERACTIVE said:

It says.....

DANGER DANGER DANGER WE ARE RIPPING YOU OFF BY CHARGING YOU SHED LOADS OF TAX ON THE THINGS THAT ARE KILLING YOU

lollyp0p said:

Taureau said:

My mom once stuck me in a trolly and pushed me off the side of an embankment then drove off when i was 5.....

unfortunatly she wasn't too bright and left her handbag with her ID in the trolly so the police had a return address for me

SHE WAS GUTTED THAT DAY

JDINTERACTIVE said:

do you know that smoking can seriously damage your heath?

lollyp0p said:

I work during the day so unfortunately that just cannot happen.

I chuck crisp packets at shelf stackers in other isles though. U know u can see over the top of another isle and u just pelt them at the unsuspecting shelf stacker.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

It IS funny though. Maybe I wouldn't laugh so much 3 months ago before I'd quit.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Do you know that hugging than seriously damage your health?

thesexofit said:

shelf stacking is a crack. 'trolley duty' was a pain in the ass because there'd be absolutely no supervision so we'd piss around too much, and then all the customers would complain that there were no trolley's hah

lollyp0p said:

well I hope you returned the wallet like a good girl!

lollyp0p said:

Oh for goodness s'...

Taureau said:

yeah i mean stealing is seriously bad for your health

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Do you know that rolling your eyes can seriously damage your health?

lollyp0p said: