p0pRocks said:

you speak from experience, obviously.

TheFrog said:

obviously

idiot

p0pRocks said:

yeah.

TheFrog said:

you should think yourself lucky you only have farting blokes in the room

my parents just got home

drunk evil mother

please swop

please

p0pRocks said:

i'm not sure i'd get on with your mother too well, to be honest.

but thanks for the offer.

TheFrog said:

You know you love my mother


yes a 4th account (not really mine)

shykitty said:

fucking hell - a 4th account?!?!

and your mother & i - yeah, we're on REAL good terms right now.

TheFrog said:

the account is not mine My friends shouldn't tell me there passwords

anyway my mother loves you

shykitty said:

yeah, i'm sure she does.

like a turd floating in the punch bowl.

TheFrog said:

I think she loves you more than her prostitute daughter



i think she's passed out now

so drunkard, you are typing pretty well for a drunk...

Cloudbuster said:

east midlands

lollyp0p said:

I'm gonna sew your eyes and mouth shut.

Cloudbuster said:

I'm gonna buy you and make you write

east midlands sucks 100000 times

I have a spare potato lying about

lollyp0p said:

Then shove it up your arse.

Cloudbuster said:

that space is saved for my carrot

lollyp0p said:

Cloudbuster said:

TheFrog said:

Oh my God!!!


How the hell are you?

starkitty said:

Double oh my God!!!


Where the hell have YOU been???

gemini13 said:

hey you - how's tricks?

I received an email from a prospective buyer!!

It said:

"Dear jonny-wopper,

Could he possibly be any paler?"


Cloudy has an admirer.

Just going through my emails and find another one from a prospective buyer:

"Dear jonny-wopper,

what EXACTLY are you selling???"

And one more:

"Dear jonny-wopper,

what the hell?! haha how have people bid up to 5million!? surely u wont actually get the money will you?"

Er...it would be nice, but i'm not convinced the buyer will pay up.

£5,000,100.00



Just think what we could earn by floggin' a decent orger

You do know that on another site somewhere there will be a thread started....

look whats for sale on e-bay now


*runs over to housequake

lollyp0p said:

like me.

TheFrog said:

I don't think we could give you away

maybe if we included a free gift or something like a cat or two