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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 
40-ish.....49 Adventurous.....Slept with everyone Athletic.....No tits Average looking.....Ugly Beautiful.....Pathological liar Contagious Smile.....Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure..... On medication Feminist.....Fat Free spirit.....Junkie Friendship first.....Former slut Fun.....Annoying New-Age.....Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.....No BJs Open-minded.....Desperate Outgoing.....Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.....Sloppy drunk Professional.....Bitch Voluptuous.....Very Fat Large frame..... Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate..... .... Stalker DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex ? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay  | |
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I would stage a fierce protest against this sexual stereotyping....
only it's all true 
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RocknRollDave said: I would stage a fierce protest against this sexual stereotyping....
only it's all true
Liar  | |
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Mach said: RocknRollDave said: I would stage a fierce protest against this sexual stereotyping....
only it's all true
Liar | |
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RocknRollDave said: Please don't leave  We love you 
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senik said: RocknRollDave said: Please don't leave We love you
 Not the "Rocknrolldave / Rocknrollisalive" confusion again...
My name is DAVE, "...Alive" is Simon. We have very similar user names and we are good friends who work together and have known each other for years. He is the cruel bastard who introduced me to the addiction that is the Org. We are, however, not the same person. | |
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RocknRollDave said: senik said: Please don't leave We love you
Not the "Rocknrolldave / Rocknrollisalive" confusion again...
My name is DAVE, "...Alive" is Simon. We have very similar user names and we are good friends who work together and have known each other for years. He is the cruel bastard who introduced me to the addiction that is the Org. We are, however, not the same person. Identity Crisis?  | |
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REDFEATHERS said: RocknRollDave said: Not the "Rocknrolldave / Rocknrollisalive" confusion again...
My name is DAVE, "...Alive" is Simon. We have very similar user names and we are good friends who work together and have known each other for years. He is the cruel bastard who introduced me to the addiction that is the Org. We are, however, not the same person. Identity Crisis? Who, us? | |
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RocknRollDave said: senik said: Please don't leave We love you
we are good friends who work together and have known each other for years Why hasn't he proposed yet? 
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senik said: RocknRollDave said: we are good friends who work together and have known each other for years Why hasn't he proposed yet?
Because I am WAY out of his league.....  | |
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RocknRollDave said: senik said: Why hasn't he proposed yet?
Because I am WAY out of his league..... If you're such great lovers, persuade him to stay damn it! I'm lossing commission here 
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RocknRollDave said: We are, however, not the same person.
You are the ugly one, right? | |
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Hmmmmm, is right!
Hi Senik!  ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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REDFEATHERS said: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.....49 Adventurous.....Slept with everyone Athletic.....No tits Average looking.....Ugly Beautiful.....Pathological liar Contagious Smile.....Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure..... On medication Feminist.....Fat Free spirit.....Junkie Friendship first.....Former slut Fun.....Annoying New-Age.....Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.....No BJs Open-minded.....Desperate Outgoing.....Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.....Sloppy drunk Professional.....Bitch Voluptuous.....Very Fat Large frame..... Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate..... .... Stalker DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex ? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay 
I love it RF. Hey ____ don't you ever sleep?  [Edited 3/22/05 15:40pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: REDFEATHERS said: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish.....49 Adventurous.....Slept with everyone Athletic.....No tits Average looking.....Ugly Beautiful.....Pathological liar Contagious Smile.....Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure..... On medication Feminist.....Fat Free spirit.....Junkie Friendship first.....Former slut Fun.....Annoying New-Age.....Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.....No BJs Open-minded.....Desperate Outgoing.....Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.....Sloppy drunk Professional.....Bitch Voluptuous.....Very Fat Large frame..... Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate..... .... Stalker DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex ? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
I love it RF. [Edited 3/22/05 15:51pm] | |
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RocknRollDave said: senik said: Please don't leave We love you
Not the "Rocknrolldave / Rocknrollisalive" confusion again...
My name is DAVE, "...Alive" is Simon. We have very similar user names and we are good friends who work together and have known each other for years. He is the cruel bastard who introduced me to the addiction that is the Org. We are, however, not the same person. stop lying i have never seen you both in the same place 
~running to the toilet putting on fake facial hair and then coming back saying hi i'm Simon, do you know where dave's gone?~ WILL NOT FOOL ANYONE not even me  | |
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sag10 said: Hmmmmm, is right!
Hi Senik! Hey Sag me luv Howz'it!? :
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MIGUELGOMEZ said:
I love it RF. Hey *** don't you ever sleep? Miguel  Abort post! ABORT!!! .....Please edit "REAL NAME" 
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senik said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
I love it RF. Hey *** don't you ever sleep? Miguel Abort post! ABORT!!! .....Please edit "REAL NAME"
I appologize!!!! Don't be mad..... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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REDFEATHERS said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
I love it RF. Hey --- don't you ever sleep? MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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lollyp0p said: RocknRollDave said: Not the "Rocknrolldave / Rocknrollisalive" confusion again...
My name is DAVE, "...Alive" is Simon. We have very similar user names and we are good friends who work together and have known each other for years. He is the cruel bastard who introduced me to the addiction that is the Org. We are, however, not the same person. stop lying i have never seen you both in the same place
~running to the toilet putting on fake facial hair and then coming back saying hi i'm Simon, do you know where dave's gone?~ WILL NOT FOOL ANYONE not even me Two things: 1) You are the only orger who HAS seen us both together in person and 2) Yes, a silly fake beard WOULD fool you  I am sure of it | |
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RocknRollDave said: ...1) You are the only orger who HAS seen us both together...  You're a kinky bunch you black country folk ain't cha
Anyways, I'm glad you decided to stay
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senik said: I'm glad you decided to stay
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senik said: RocknRollDave said: ...1) You are the only orger who HAS seen us both together... You're a kinky bunch you black country folk ain't cha
Anyways, I'm glad you decided to stay
they have a different language over there in black country | |
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ella731 said: senik said: You're a kinky bunch you black country folk ain't cha
Anyways, I'm glad you decided to stay
they have a different language over there in black country I love the Dudley accent 
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RocknRollDave said: senik said: I'm glad you decided to stay
"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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Hang on, who's leaving what now?  | |
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senik said: ella731 said: they have a different language over there in black country I love the Dudley accent
Dudley
(don't ask me why, the damn place is a f*ckin' shithole ) | |
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Fauxie said: Hang on, who's leaving what now?
Simon - AKA Rocknrollisalive - started a "See ya" thread yesterday cos he was gonna delete his account, which he has since decided NOT to do. There was some confusion - either genuine or comical - that it was ME who was leaving. Which I am not... unless you all want me to  | |
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I don't want you to leave 
I like to  you, Simon
I meant Dave  | |
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