I had a dream that i was smoking 40 cigerettes a day, using speed and coke and heroin


I have never used substances, does this mean i should?

lollyp0p said:

It says so in the bible.

i think.

and don't forget acid and mushrooms.

testicleman said:

do you know you can eat magic mushrooms legally in the uk if you graize on them like a cow

they only become illegal if you pick them and eat them





I think I'll go for it




*please note these are not my true beliefs and only reflect my stupidity at this moment. although the magic mucshroom thing is true

lollyp0p said:

lollyp0p said:

I thought you two were friends?

lollyp0p said:

i can just see lots of stoners on their hands and knees munching away.

noonblueapples said:

who two were friends?

testicleman said:

please don't say you have the pictures from the other weekend

lollyp0p said:

i have all sorts of pictures you don't know about.

testicleman said:

you could only post a link to those pictures though

lollyp0p said:

this is true.

:secretcamera:

testicleman said:

HOW PERVERTED



can i have a copy?

lollyp0p said:

sure you can have a copy - it's all over the internet - i'm making £20-£30 a day from downloads.

testicleman said:

yeah well, I can see why people would pay

but.....

where the hells my share of the proceeds

don't make me get the celery out

lollyp0p said:

yes

lollyp0p said:

i send a cheque for 1p to you every week - don't you get the cheques?

Mach said:

should i just stick to graizing on mushrooms?

testicleman said:

I thought they were just tokens of affection

lollyp0p said:

Yes. And don't forget to give that one, knowing look before you take it all the way down to the base.

lollyp0p said:

YES!!!

Actually you dont need them, you are fine with just your wine

Ace said:

i think testicleman could give you the photographic evidence

REDFEATHERS said:

you are such a bad influence sometimes honey

I'm already on the red wine no one to share the bottle with either

more for me

lollyp0p said:

OMG you make me want some now..

Lets pretend we are together right now..

REDFEATHERS said:

ok lets pretend




i don't know who we could get to join us in the threesome but i'm sure someone would


I'm so good at jacking my own threads

lollyp0p said:

MASTERJACKER

Mach said:

I'm a natural

we all have to be good at something

lollyp0p said:

I am sure I could find someone..

REDFEATHERS said:

we will have to get the little black book out

lollyp0p said:

REDFEATHERS said:

I really hope you are going to be in London when tisse comes over will be like a reunion

only we will all be single

they won't know whats hit em