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REALLY BAD JOKES The police are called to a incident, when they arrive they find
an ice-cream van with a mans body inside, covered in hundreds and thousands, the men on the scene think its murder but the inspecter says "looks like he topped himself"  if your trying to fail and succeed what have you done????????? | |
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how do u make a dead dog float?
2 scoops of ice-cream 1 dead dog   no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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do they have to be about ice cream?  | |
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i know a great ice cream joke but it requires actions
sorry pointless waste of a post here | |
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wot goes tick tick tick WOOF
a watch dog  no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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Alcop0p said: pointless waste of a post here that should be your signature.  | |
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Whats brown and sticky?
A Stick  if your trying to fail and succeed what have you done????????? | |
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Alcop0p said: i know a great ice cream joke but it requires actions
sorry pointless waste of a post here Is it the one about the ice cream man taking a shit Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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glitzystarfish said: Whats brown and sticky?
A Stick THAT my friend is the BEST joke in the world 
simple, but pure genius Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Y thankyou  if your trying to fail and succeed what have you done????????? | |
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wots yellow and hangs from trees
monkey spunk bad  no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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man has sponge fingers and cream in one ear and jelly and custard in the other, he was a trifle deaf Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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What's black and white and red all over?
A chainsawed penguin. | |
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What goes from green to red at a flick of a switch
A Frog in a blender if your trying to fail and succeed what have you done????????? | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: Alcop0p said: pointless waste of a post here that should be your signature. how about this on your forehead.... waste of oxygen | |
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what's a git?
glitzystarfish | |
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glitzystarfish said: What goes from green to red at a flick of a switch
A Frog in a blender look out froggy no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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Alcop0p said: TheFrogSpawn said: that should be your signature. how about this on your forehead.... waste of oxygen Your mouth should be zipped up with a sign saying, "refer to ass".  | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Alcop0p said: i know a great ice cream joke but it requires actions
sorry pointless waste of a post here Is it the one about the ice cream man taking a shit YES well we say it's mr whippy taking a   | |
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glitzystarfish said: The police are called to a incident, when they arrive they find
an ice-cream van with a mans body inside, covered in hundreds and thousands, the men on the scene think its murder but the inspecter says "looks like he topped himself" Is there a line missing from this or something? | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: Alcop0p said: how about this on your forehead.... waste of oxygen Your mouth should be zipped up with a sign saying, "refer to ass". your ass should be zipped to prevent such bollocks like that! | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: what's a git?
glitzystarfish you love me really froggy if your trying to fail and succeed what have you done????????? | |
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Alcop0p said: TheFrogSpawn said: Your mouth should be zipped up with a sign saying, "refer to ass". your ass should be zipped to prevent such bollocks like that! And the award for, "Weakest comeback of the year" goes to.... Davis. | |
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glitzystarfish said: TheFrogSpawn said: what's a git?
glitzystarfish you love me really froggy
i do, huh?  | |
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How do you make a dog do metal work
Kick him in the bollocks and he'll make a bolt for the door if your trying to fail and succeed what have you done????????? | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: glitzystarfish said: you love me really froggy
i do, huh? just admit it, the world will become a much nicer place  if your trying to fail and succeed what have you done????????? | |
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fishy and froggy sittin in a tree . . .
 no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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TheFrogSpawn said: Alcop0p said: your ass should be zipped to prevent such bollocks like that! And the award for, "Weakest comeback of the year" goes to.... Davis. followed by the award for the most predictable come back of the year to... Michael Kenneth
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how do u know wen an elephants been in the fridge?
foot prints in the butter  no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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wot does the frog like 2 read?
frogs pawn!!  no u can feel me no u can dance, but wot do u know about the greatest romance? | |
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