Q. How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A. None. Chickens can't scew in light bulbs unless they are some kind of experimental chicken and even then I doubt it.

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

Shausler.

Go away.

Sinister walks into a bar with theFrog in his pocket and orders a beer.

He sits down on the barstool and crushes theFrog to death.

The bartender says...
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That'll be 4 bucks for the beer here's a rag to clean up that Frog accident.

Q. How many superspaceboys does it take to bang a cowbell.

A. None. He is not worthy.

2the9s

What's the difference between Lollyp0p and a bag of crap?

The bag of crap has only one Org account.

Yo mama is so fat she has a serious heart condition.

My grandfather came to America to gain freedom, but it didn't last long.

My grandmother came over on the very next boat.

What do you get when you mix TheDuck with l'orange?

Duck a l'orange.

2the9s said:

What did asianboi say on the day of the Org Miami invasion?
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Where the hell is everyone?

Why doesn't 2the9s slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

How many geeks does it take to watch a Star Wars film?

A fucking lot.

ReturnofDook: 'Why can't I tell when you have an orgasm?'
His CUrrent Girlfriend: 'Because you're never home when it happens.'

retina and a rabbi are on a raft out in the middle of the ocean. The rabbi says "I'm getting out of here" and jumps overboard. retina's like "Damn, I'm screwed."

retina said:

What do you call an Orger with only one account?

Just call them by their username. It is actually a lot easier in this case.

This is funny 2 me, but unfunny 2 da rest of yerz cause you haven't heard da song beforez!! About 5 yearz ago a song called "Who The Hell Are You" came out by a DJ and vocalist group called Madison Avenue. It came out around da time of our Melbourne Cup, and there as a horse called sumfin of a similar name of dat group...so i changed da lyricz one morning when i woke up (literally as soon as i jumped out of bed )

I called it 'I'll Kick You With Ma Hoovez'

It went like this..

When I...was a lil foal
My horsey mama sat me down n taught me bout your world
Now she...she told me true
She said one day you would pro-bab-ly nail nailz in ma hoovez

Now I...I beg 2 differ jockey..
I don't take it...da way you like 2 give it
Now look at you...on your kneez
Wif you hammer jockey
Do you want ma fleas?



Bridge:
I said i'm lookin at you...uh-well..i said im lookin atchou...uh huh...i say im lookin atchu

(Chorus)
I'll kick you wif ma hoovez
If you treat me like dat
Better watch it or i'll getcha n i'll chew your jockey hat!
I'll kick you wif ma hoovez
You act da way you do...
You won't be ridin'by da time i'm thru wif u
I'll kick you wif ma hoovez!
Funny...but only for a selected group

2the9s said:

He screwed me before he jumped off?

Below you can find a list of the Top 30 Things that Bart Simpson writes on the blackboard during detention.

1. The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with 'Hail Satan.'
2. I will not barf unless I'm sick.
3. Funny noises are not funny.
4. I will not conduct my own fire drills.
5. I will not fake seizures.
6. This punishment is not boring and pointless.
7. I will not prescribe medication.
8. I will not yell ' She's Dead ' at roll call.
9. Teacher is not a leper.
10. I will not teach others to fly.
11. A burp is not an answer.
12. I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
13. High explosives and school don't mix.
14. I will not grease the monkey bars.
15. Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
16. My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
17. 'Bart Bucks' are not legal tender.
18. The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
19. I am not a dentist.
20. I did not see Elvis.
21. I will not aim for the head.
22. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
23. I will not bury the new kid.
24. I will not bring sheep to class.
25. I will not eat things for money.
26. I will not waste chalk.
27. I will not call my teacher ' Hot Cakes.'
28. I will not belch the National Anthem.
29. They are laughing at me, not with me.
30. I will finish what I sta

AsianBomb777 said:

What's light and flashes?

A flashlight (sort of).

What did one kneecap say to the other?

Knees to meet you.

How do you make an enzyme?

Kick it.

How do you keep a 2the9s busy for hours?
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Every time he posts, you log in as a Lleena and reply "just post a few more times and then I'll let you kiss my toe".

What do you get when you cross ancksunamun with asianboi777?

Ancksuboi777.