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The Frog True Org Hollywood Story Org Superstar....Movie star....Ladies man...Drunk...Where does one begin to tell the story of the phenom that is the Frog? Let us start at the begining....Ever since he was but a tadpole the Frog was deemed a teen idol and had to deal with the pressures of stardom at an early age. Rumored affairs with teachers and PTA mothers added only to the legend that is the Frog. Surprisingly enough he was not discovered until he met a man named Patches Mcgee former rugby star and now commercial pitchman....
PatchesMcgee said: I saw this kid running around with all these older women and kids and they followed him like he was a god! I mean I started calling him little Fonzie cause that is who he reminded me of.
Patches helped Froggie polish his rough edges and was ready to unleash him upon an unsuspecting society until another man entered his life and changed it forever....That man was Prince....He heard the funk and his soul was moved...He danced the dance electric...He did the wooden leg and housequaked all night. Frog told patches that the funk was calling him and broke ties with the rugby star to dedicate his life to the funk. He followed the funk around like a gypsie on acid until the funk led him a little place called "Prince.Org" Frog felt like he finally found his home. What happened next is the stuff of org legend...No other newbie had come in like he did to take the org by storm the way the frog did....Old school orgers frowned at the young whippersnapper taking the spotlight, but even they fell to his drunken charm. Wit as sharp as knives that were impaled by razors which were being poked by toothpicks?  Charm that could woo the undies off of lesbians at a lesbian rally, and a drinking problem that could make Dean Martin and Ted Kennedy blush....The Frog had arrived....
But around the same time the Frog arrived another orger arrived with fanfare as well...Her name was Starkitty....She also arrived as a newbie with skill and instant popularity just like the Frog. Eventually these two met and there began a duo that would reach the greatness of Fred and Ginger, Sonny and Cher, Fred and Barney, Michael Jackson and underage children...this was to be a duo for the ages. They tore the org asunder with wit, poetry, comedy, and chronic signs of alcholism.... Sinister said: At the time I was managing Frog....our agreement was made over a bottle of Jack and he washed it down with some gin....I was to get half of what Frog gets...If he got sex offers through orgnotes I get half....Money...Half was mine....chicken sandwiches....you guessed it half for me...The only thing he didn't give me half on was Starkitty...and that is cause he is a greedy bastard!
At this time Frog met another up incoming org superstar named Sinister....Though Sinister'spopularity paled in comparison Frog found his man whoring amusing. As Frog got to know him he found him quite insane and filled with as much nonsense as he and they formed a friendship/manager relationship. Sinister made sure Frog did not over extend himself in the org community...He eventually joined his first clique "The Org Rat Pack" Consisting of some of the more drunken and infamous orgers around. Because of the rampant alcholism (which is a reoccuring theme with Frog) This group tanked faster than a fat man on a treadmill...But the Frog was still the man....But as with all good things they must come to an end and the dynamic duo of Frog and Starkitty came to an abrupt end....For undisclosed reasons they went solo...Though still friends they were sorely missed and Kitty took a hiatus from the perils of Org stardom and Sinister's repeated stalking. Frog returned with a new prodigy named seductively "LollyPop". This Lollypop appeared as a newbie fresh as a daisy, but quickly proved she could hold her own in the harsh org world. Her wit as sharp as Frog's....her mind just as insane....her drinking even worse than frog's if that was even possible...Yes she fit right in here at the asylum....They along with other euro orgers began non stop threads full on nonsense and absolute gibberish that would only be diaganosed by doctors as "chronic Schizophrenia" But again this duo would not last as with the last this team went their seperate ways as well...Frog then took a much needed break from superstardom and fame....The org eventually began to burn in flames because of Frog's absence...Thread Jackings were at a all time low...People began making sense...and Org alcholism was down 49% because Frog made up 40% of that figure...But with perhaps the org's brightest star and prettiest face gone the org just wasn't the same.... But like some strange rash around your crotch you thought was long gone the Frog returned! An entire org nation embraced the return of the Org Superstar or Org superstars....He appeared as sharp and loaded as ever...Hitting the org men with nonsense and drunken wit sharp as that whole toothpick/razor/sword thing I mentioned...and engaging in verbal intercourse with all the ladies...yes the frog has returned....what will happen in the future? I don't know...I do know is that we will all be watching and enjoying his royal greeness exploits..... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Shit Sinister, that's one long "novel" sized post. Do you mind if I wait for the movie to come out  It'll save me reading that 
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Excellent, well-informed journalism. 
A must for fans and non-fans alike.  | |
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Why does LolluPOp always appear on shit that goes down hard? | |
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senik said: Shit Sinister, that's one long "novel" sized post. Do you mind if I wait for the movie to come out It'll save me reading that
His is a story that needed to be told...You should see the unedited version it's like a damn dictionary  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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DrFaustus said: Excellent, well-informed journalism.
A must for fans and non-fans alike. Thank you...I left out the sexual stuff to release on the internet at another time... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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AsianBomb777 said: Why does LolluPOp always appear on shit that goes down hard?
Ummm is this a sexual question? clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Natisse said:  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: senik said: Shit Sinister, that's one long "novel" sized post. Do you mind if I wait for the movie to come out It'll save me reading that
His is a story that needed to be told...You should see the unedited version it's like a damn dictionary Damn! That means the DVD Box Set is gonna cost me extra 
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senik said: Sinister said: His is a story that needed to be told...You should see the unedited version it's like a damn dictionary Damn! That means the DVD Box Set is gonna cost me extra
And not to mention we are leaving MORE stuff off of the DVD for the Aniversary Edition....Im going to milk Frog for all he is worth... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: senik said: Damn! That means the DVD Box Set is gonna cost me extra
And not to mention we are leaving MORE stuff off of the DVD for the Aniversary Edition....Im going to milk Frog for all he is worth... Squeeze that Frog until he croaks up every penny
Alternatively, you can try to milk his little green teats 
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And something tells me this is just Chapter 1.
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senik said: Sinister said: And not to mention we are leaving MORE stuff off of the DVD for the Aniversary Edition....Im going to milk Frog for all he is worth... Squeeze that Frog until he croaks up every penny
Alternatively, you can try to milk his little green teats
Frog juice...  sweet sweet nectur.... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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2the9s said: And something tells me this is just Chapter 1.
clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Damn Frog better hurry up and see this!  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: .He appeared as sharp and loaded as ever...Hitting the org men with nonsense and drunken wit sharp ass....
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Is he hiding under a rock then? Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Is he hiding under a rock then?
Put your foot on the rock! |
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HamsterHuey said: PREDOMINANT said: Is he hiding under a rock then?
Put your foot on the rock! Squished frog!  Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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dude you are totally insane. but thanks - i think.
quite an impressive tale you got going on there (as well as a tail  ).
very well written - but uh - i'll reserve judgment on the truth of some of the material.  | |
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If I can remember, he roughly left around when winter was starting and weather was getting worse. Now it's better and nice in UK now. So he came out of hibenation as it were. | |
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thesexofit said: If I can remember, he roughly left around when winter was starting and weather was getting worse. Now it's better and nice in UK now. So he came out of hibenation as it were.
Delia Smith would be sooo proud of you Norwich boy
  
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senik said: thesexofit said: If I can remember, he roughly left around when winter was starting and weather was getting worse. Now it's better and nice in UK now. So he came out of hibenation as it were.
Delia Smith would be sooo proud of you Norwich boy
I wish i was there when the rant happened . I coulda been in national newspapers damnit Iam the bomb of Norwich or the Norwich bomb as it were. | |
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thesexofit said: I wish i was there when the rant happened . I coulda been in national newspapers damnit Iam the bomb of Norwich or the Norwich bomb as it were.
What the fuck are ya man!? "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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I can't believe you left out his notorious underwear fetish. | |
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So very nice to have Frog back!
And, I think I'll also wait for the movie! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: So very nice to have Frog back!
And, I think I'll also wait for the movie! you are so unbelievably warm and gracious, Sag.   | |
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Heiress said: I can't believe you left out his notorious underwear fetish.
(sniff, sniff)  | |
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2the9s said: And something tells me this is just Chapter 1.
Yes - this could be the next bookclub entry!  VOTE....EARLY | |
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