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321 PARTAY! 'K... so im in da kitchen at Lenny and Benny's chocolate factory. ya know - Lenny Bennett and Benny Hill. mad props to celebrity squares and hill's angels...
my main cat Ernie Wise walks into da joint and he be eating a mushroom vol-au-vent! Ernie asked me to hold his brew whilst he went to go pee. i was like psyched! sort of reminds me of the time when Kenneth "Dope" Williams asked me to schnizzle his nizzle in that caravan in Rhyl. Wild-style! we go into da lounge and first up on the mic is none other than Jimmy Tarbuck! man, i felt like i was witnessing genius being born onto da coffee table. Jimmy had just finished a rap about his mother-in-law when who should jump up to the mic and start riffing with him but da mother-funkin' Krankies! ima not shitting youse all. it was FANDABIDOZI! who that be, smoking a J on the patio? none other than Jimmy Cricket! man, i nearly dropped my glass of Blue Nun on the shag-pile. Jimmy was hawt! he got up with da Krankies on the mic, and cut it-up with his comedy Paddy routine. he had da boots on too - ya know, the left boot on his right foot and the right boot on his left foot. you can't be making that shit up you know? me and my cats were scanning the faces and laughing at all the folks who HADN'T had plastic surgery! 
just when we thought it couldn't get any wilder who should walk into the room but Dusty motherfucking Bin!!! Mike Yarwood looked at me with this look you know like "it ain't getting no better than this". Dusty Bin tore that motherfucking party up. he turned left. he turned right. he waved at us. we were all sat around giving the wild-sign, ya know - 3-2-1. Cannon & Ball were slapping each other like mad bitches on heat. it was the best night EVER. | |
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mad props to da Dusty motherfucking Bin.
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"ya know, the left boot on his right foot and the right boot on his left foot. you can't be making that shit up you know?"  ..... BULLSEYE!  | |
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holla! holla! holla!
my main man Dusty Bin and his motherfucking pimp, Ted Rogers! 
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Taureau said:
"ya know, the left boot on his right foot and the right boot on his left foot. you can't be making that shit up you know?" PSYCHE!  | |
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BLINGETY-BLING PIMP-STYLE CHECKBOOK AND MUVA FUKIN PEN 
 ..... BULLSEYE! | |
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Ooh, I could crush a motherfucking grape!
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I see you're both much older than I am. Ha! | |
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Lifted from the NPGMC: OH MAY GOD SO IWAS IN THERE LIKE RIGHT IN THE KITECHN !!!!!1AND SHE WAZ MIXING UP DA NESQUICK!!!!
   BUT MIXING BANANA WITH CHOCOLATE WHO? WHO? WHO? HIS WIFEY-POOHZ, DEBBIE MAGGIE  NOT A DAY OVER EIHTGY AND THEN I GETZ A TAP ON DA SHOULDA AND LOOK ROUND AND ITZ PAUL DANIELS HE TELLZ ME "Get in da muva fuckin box" I CANTZ BELIEVEZ ME EARZ  AND SOZ I GETZ IN DA BOX AND HE(PAUL DANIELS  )SAWZ ME IN HALFZ!!!!!111!!!!LIKE WHADAFAZZIZ?!?!?!?!!?!//1/1SO IM BLEEDINGZ ALL OVER THE CARPET  WHILEZ NONE-UVA DAN MY MAN JIM BOWEN WALKS OVER TO ME AND WISPAZ "Ya get nowt fo da muvafuckin bully"   YEAH FANKS JIM!!!! I THNEZ I HAVEZ TA SPLITZ CUZ IT WOZ SKOOL TAMURRA   
LUVZ AHMIR H. THOMPSON Yeah. Thanks for that Mr. Thompson. ..... BULLSEYE! | |
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Taureau said: Thanks for that Mr. Thompson.
No. Thank you Mr. Taureau! | |
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This thread must NOT die ..... BULLSEYE! | |
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