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Kids say the funniest things... OK, we have a rule in our house, NO magic markers for our 4-year-old unless there's a grownup around. Anyway, she violated this rule the other day and drew all over my wife's laptop. Then, to hide the evidence, she took a cup of water... and poured it over the computer. (She explained she was going to wash it.) 
Needless to say, the laptop was fried. So, here we are trying to play the angry parents role, and my daughter asked my wife at the end of the day, "Mommy, do you still love me?" "Of couse I do," my wife replied. "Are you still my mommy?" "Yes, you know I'm still your mommy." 
"Well it doesn't seem like it... And Dr. Marvin Neuter King said you have to be nice to me." 
...How can you be angry after that? Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: OK, we have a rule in our house, NO magic markers for our 4-year-old unless there's a grownup around. Anyway, she violated this rule the other day and drew all over my wife's laptop. Then, to hide the evidence, she took a cup of water... and poured it over the computer. (She explained she was going to wash it.)
Needless to say, the laptop was fried. So, here we are trying to play the angry parents role, and my daughter asked my wife at the end of the day, "Mommy, do you still love me?" "Of couse I do," my wife replied. "Are you still my mommy?" "Yes, you know I'm still your mommy."
"Well it doesn't seem like it... And Dr. Marvin Neuter King said you have to be nice to me."
...How can you be angry after that? LMAO! | |
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My son when he was 5 years old: 'Mom..you still have to fix that lamp, tomorrow right? Hey..It's tomorrow everyday?! How is that possible?' 'Hearts are red aren't they?? And when they come out of your head you're in love..I saw that in a movie once' 'Mom, I want to marry you and then you have to buy me flowers and give them to me because i'm your big love then!' The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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