...have some vegemite!



Now some of you guys don't know how good this stuff is...so I've looked up the internet and found some stuff for you.

Now I found this picture of a girl eating it. She looks like she's enjoying the good taste of vegemite!


I also found this kid eating it too....but the way he's mashing the stuff into his face and fingers is making me a little ill.


In my experience, the next question people ask me is: "how do you make a Vegemite sandwich althom?"
To make a Vegemite sandwich, you collect some grain, grow it and improve the stock for about 10 000 years, grind the seeds to make flour, mix into dough, knead, add yeast, set aside, bake in a greased tin in a medium oven, and slice. This is called "bread".

Oh yes, and to slice the bread, you need a bread board, made of wood. As a general rule, the best place to get wood is from trees -- the wood from sheep, for example, is much too fibrous, and bits keep getting caught up in the bread.

I can send you a recipe for making "butter", but you can also buy this in specialty stores called "supermarkets", from "super", the Old Hittite word for yaks' knees (they used to treat them with butter when they creaked). You will need some butter.

You also need a knife -- let me know if you need to know how to make one -- I believe that the good people of Texas have something similar, that they call a Bowie. Steel is generally best, and frozen mercury is not much good at all. The only wooden knife I ever used tended to merge in with the bread board, and be hard to find.

Anyhow, then you spread the butter on the bread with the knife, add Vegemite in the same way, slap two slices together, and you have a Vegemite sandwich. What could be easier?

What is a vegemite sandwhich?

What is vegamite?

AsianBoi777 said:

I just told you doofus!!!!

I'm seriously feeling light-headed and must excuse myself to vomit.

okay, i've always wondered this: why do you put butter on a vegemite sammich?

applekisses said:

Remeber to eat the vegemite!

Sex cures you, leave the vegemite in the store

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

you put butter on everything!

althom said:

Remember to spell correctly!



Oh and...




PS: I hate you!

yum, i'm off to have a vegemite sandwich now
mmm DELISHARSE

we're happy little vegemites, as bright as bright can be
we all enjoy our vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea
our mother's said we're growing stronger every single week
because we love our vegemite, we all enjoy our vegemite
it puts the rose in every cheek

althom said:

U bitch.

althom said:

you don't put butter on cereal. or watermelon.

or bacon.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

you don't?

althom said:

you're like the weirdest australian ever.

fuckin' Australians ...

Case said:

Be nice


Men at Work song

luv4u said:

what if you have sex with the jar of vegemite?

Look! You can get it in Canada too!

That's just up the road from you apples!

Case said:

EXCUSE ME?
that is damn rude

althom said:

I've already got a whole jar in my cupboard that I don't know what to do with...it might make good insect repellent

269 said:

Mellow out. Althom knows I'm just joshing him.

althom said:

I see there is not a jar on Alberta

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Eeeeewwwww

no thanks althom, it looks gross

luv4u said:

See how lucky you are?

Case said:

mmm ok, i'm just a proud aussie and i don't like it when others knock us.

heybaby said:

It IS gross. Just the scent alone makes me hurl. Hence my "fucking Australians" comment.

Case said:

It has a beautiful smell!!!!! Like burning tyres!