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Statement: The Org and Work do not mix So, once a week I work at this firm where I did my internship and needless to say, I org as much over there as I do at my regular job. Now, yesterday, my boss came in and handed me a rather important letter I sent a while ago on his behalf. It came back because I had written a wrong zipcode on it. Now, normally that would not be such a big issue, but this time, instead of 6107 AB I, consumed as I no doubt was with some funny org thread at the moment, sent the letter to 777 Asian Bomb I can see where AB led me to think of Asian Bomb, but still When I saw this, I laughed out loud, at which my boss went Then I proceded with the letter to the copy machine to scan it and post a pic of it on this thread. Alas, just as I was setting the machine on "scan mode", my boss came and stood beside me, looking at what I was doing. "What on earth are you scanning that envelope for? What is going on with you?" Damn you Asian Bomb. You're gonna cost me my job one of these days so, have you ever been in a bit of a predicament over the org, at your job? tell us about it and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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No... | |
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nice!!
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that is freakin HIGHlarious. I've never had a job in jeopardy due to the Org. Although, I am notorius for being on here all day. My last funny org/work moment I posted about a few weeks ago. I was charting about a client who was having mental health concerns and every time I mentioned the client's anxiety I typed Anxiety. Cos in my head, that word is now a name, not a psychological condition. | |
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I was about to say "so whats new" but this takes a whole new level ,
maybe you need org therapy ( what ever happened to Therapy?) Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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endorphin74 said: I typed Anxiety. Cos in my head, that word is now a name, not a psychological condition.
see. it slowly filters into the fybers of your brain until one morning you wake up and realise you have transmorphed into a giant Org beatle and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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PREDOMINANT said: maybe you need org therapy
( what ever happened to Therapy?) that's what I'm talking about and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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What DID you say to your boss when you were trying to copy that envelope?!
Very funny story The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: What DID you say to your boss when you were trying to copy that envelope?!
Very funny story believe it or not, I said "oh, my mistake. I wanted to put it in the shredder, but because I was so embarassed for writing something so stupid on this important letter, my mind is all over the place right now and instead of the shredder, I'm trying to put the letter through the scanner" Luckily, he just again and walked away with a deep sigh. Anyway, at least I do my job most of the time and never bitch about anything. The rest of the staff is always enthralled in the latest bitch-fest to swoop the office. I guess that gives me some credit but after yesterday, I'd better lay low for a while. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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this is almost as bad as the time the same boss came
up to my desk to ask me something and out of the blue just pulled my large desk draw open, yelling: "I just need a paperclip, that's all" only to discover a whole year's "Mens Health" magazines in there plus a stack of cd's (which I spin mornings & evenings when I'm alone there) and a whole array of cigarettes and candy. Man, it looked like a dormroom in that drawer I even had a pair of boxers in there. (don't even ask) My boss nearly bust a vein over that, demanding to be told what that stuff was doing in my desk since it had nothing to do with my work. "Why have you got 14 Men's Health issues in here when you've got no time to read them if you do your work?" and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: What DID you say to your boss when you were trying to copy that envelope?!
Very funny story believe it or not, I said "oh, my mistake. I wanted to put it in the shredder, but because I was so embarassed for writing something so stupid on this important letter, my mind is all over the place right now and instead of the shredder, I'm trying to put the letter through the scanner" Luckily, he just again and walked away with a deep sigh. Anyway, at least I do my job most of the time and never bitch about anything. The rest of the staff is always enthralled in the latest bitch-fest to swoop the office. I guess that gives me some credit but after yesterday, I'd better lay low for a while. I can imagine you standing there all The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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Ex-Moderator | IstenSzek said: this is almost as bad as the time the same boss came
up to my desk to ask me something and out of the blue just pulled my large desk draw open, yelling: "I just need a paperclip, that's all" only to discover a whole year's "Mens Health" magazines in there plus a stack of cd's (which I spin mornings & evenings when I'm alone there) and a whole array of cigarettes and candy. Man, it looked like a dormroom in that drawer I even had a pair of boxers in there. (don't even ask) My boss nearly bust a vein over that, demanding to be told what that stuff was doing in my desk since it had nothing to do with my work. "Why have you got 14 Men's Health issues in here when you've got no time to read them if you do your work?" !! |
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AzureStarr said: No... hey sista girl..long time no see and i must say while my business partner gets frustrated at me checking the org at work i have never made any errors like this one... istenszek, no org for you!! Space for sale... | |
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sosgemini said: istenszek,
no org for you!! The soup Nazi! I guess my boss is pretty easy in comparison and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Damn you Asian Bomb. You're gonna cost me my job one of these days
Yeah, keep encouraging him. So, no scan of the envelope? | |
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HamsterHuey said: IstenSzek said: Damn you Asian Bomb. You're gonna cost me my job one of these days
Yeah, keep encouraging him. So, no scan of the envelope? i'm afraid not, but do not despair, I shall endeavour to digitally scan that motherfucker next week. I've got the envelope stashed under my keyboard and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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I nearly lost all internet access because of excessive org usage at a previous job. My boss drafted a 2 page document for me to sign saying I wouldn't use the internet for personal use, because I was on the Org too much. I told her that provision was already provided in the company rules and I would sign no additional paperwork! Hee-hee. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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I don;t have internet access at work but i have gotten in some hot water for doing prince related things there.
this one time i sent some woman a fax and at the very bottom i wrote, "may u live 2 see the dawn. peace n b wild!" and the woman called back because she was freaked the fuck out and thought i was going to kill her. whatever. we have a computer database at work that all of our clients as well as all of the employees are in. i was bored one day and decided to create this little pop up window that would come up whenever my information was accessed that said, "people call me rude." and " " then my office manager saw it and erased it because he's a big fucking kill joy. although once a client of ours called and he was listening to prince in the background and we had an excellent conversation about the musicology tour and the JW conversion and what not. so that was cool. | |
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madartista said: I nearly lost all internet access because of excessive org usage at a previous job. My boss drafted a 2 page document for me to sign saying I wouldn't use the internet for personal use, because I was on the Org too much. I told her that provision was already provided in the company rules and I would sign no additional paperwork! Hee-hee.
and she let you get away with that! my boss would probably cut off my right hand and slap me with it if i refused to sign something like that. | |
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JasmineFire said: this one time i sent some woman a fax and at the very bottom i wrote, "may u live 2 see the dawn. peace n b wild!" and the woman called back because she was freaked the fuck out and thought i was going to kill her. whatever.
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2teh9s said: JasmineFire said: this one time i sent some woman a fax and at the very bottom i wrote, "may u live 2 see the dawn. peace n b wild!" and the woman called back because she was freaked the fuck out and thought i was going to kill her. whatever.
yes, it's a damn shame that she isn't familiar with the words of prince. | |
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JasmineFire said: madartista said: I nearly lost all internet access because of excessive org usage at a previous job. My boss drafted a 2 page document for me to sign saying I wouldn't use the internet for personal use, because I was on the Org too much. I told her that provision was already provided in the company rules and I would sign no additional paperwork! Hee-hee.
and she let you get away with that! my boss would probably cut off my right hand and slap me with it if i refused to sign something like that. We had a pretty volatile work relationship. We both left the company. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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IstenSzek said: AsianBomb envelope story
LMMFAO! The Normal Whores Club | |
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That's sooooo f@cked up. I would never want anyone to lose their job over me. A little sleep maybe. | |
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IstenSzek said: So, once a week I work at this firm where I did my internship and needless to say, I org as much over there as I do at my regular job. Now, yesterday, my boss came in and handed me a rather important letter I sent a while ago on his behalf. It came back because I had written a wrong zipcode on it. Now, normally that would not be such a big issue, but this time, instead of 6107 AB I, consumed as I no doubt was with some funny org thread at the moment, sent the letter to 777 Asian Bomb I can see where AB led me to think of Asian Bomb, but still When I saw this, I laughed out loud, at which my boss went Then I proceded with the letter to the copy machine to scan it and post a pic of it on this thread. Alas, just as I was setting the machine on "scan mode", my boss came and stood beside me, looking at what I was doing. "What on earth are you scanning that envelope for? What is going on with you?" Damn you Asian Bomb. You're gonna cost me my job one of these days so, have you ever been in a bit of a predicament over the org, at your job? tell us about it Now that's funny. | |
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BTW, The Org was my only lifeline to sanity (wtf?) back in the day when I was bored in Paris.
But then again, there was a fulltime US night team then, that fell apart a year ago or so. | |
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HamsterHuey said: BTW, The Org was my only lifeline to sanity (wtf?) back in the day when I was bored in Paris.
But then again, there was a fulltime US night team then, that fell apart a year ago or so. I remember that time. You were always online Than again, so was I probably. I just never did a lot of participating. The org quality control has gone downhill since that time though and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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