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I SWEAR TO YOU, IF I HEAR SOMEONE IN MY OFFICE SAY THE WORD "GREEN" AGAIN, I'M GOING TO F*CKING PUNCH THEM IN THE MOUTH. Yes, it's St. Patty's day. Yes, everyone, including myself, is wearing green. But, to have 20 minute long conversations about how you feel about the fucking color green makes me want to punch you in your fat mouth. I don't care what green reminds you of. I don't care how many articles of green clothing you have. I don't care how you had to search and search for something green. In fact, NO ONE DOES!!!! So, please, do us all a favor - keep your incredibly insignificant "green" stories to yourself. Or, wait until you get home and tell your whole family about it and make them want to punch you in your fat mouth. Thanks. | |
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I didnt wear green today, i forgot. Ive been pinched several times this morning. Im in a real bitchy mood..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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i was going to not wear green today just to be mr. hipster iconoclast too-cool-for-steenkin'-tradition, but i think i'm just gonna wear it so people will leave me the hell alone. that would make a nice t-shirt. just a green dot in the middle and words that say "i'm wearing your damn green, now leave me alone." | |
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a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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So is it an American tradition wearing green in St.Patrick's day?
Never heard about it Can someone please ellaborate? Thank you | |
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Ahem, I'm not in your office, but in the words of Ruby Rod in The Fifth Element ...
"Super Green" | |
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a2grafix said: Ahem, I'm not in your office, but in the words of Ruby Rod in The Fifth Element ...
"Super Green" That was the first thing I thought about when I saw this thread. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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PANDURITO said: So is it an American tradition wearing green in St.Patrick's day?
Never heard about it Can someone please ellaborate? Thank you Yup...and everyone eats corned beef and cabbage, which apparently they don't do in Ireland? Oh, people also make green food, etc which is stupid. Just give me some sausage and leave me alone. | |
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Well, the good thing is that you'll go to jail and can't vote for a RepubiliConnie again....
Green, green, green, green Ok...maybe I pushed the envelope there. To be honest, I'm sick of it too... Now where is my Pot O' Gold, you LeprConnie! | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: PANDURITO said: So is it an American tradition wearing green in St.Patrick's day?
Never heard about it Can someone please ellaborate? Thank you Yup...and everyone eats corned beef and cabbage, which apparently they don't do in Ireland? Oh, people also make green food, etc which is stupid. Just give me some sausage and leave me alone. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: PANDURITO said: So is it an American tradition wearing green in St.Patrick's day?
Never heard about it Can someone please ellaborate? Thank you Yup...and everyone eats corned beef and cabbage, which apparently they don't do in Ireland? Oh, people also make green food, etc which is stupid. Just give me some sausage and leave me alone. What kind of sausage would that be. Please no Vienna jokes.... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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amorbella said: I didnt wear green today, i forgot. Ive been pinched several times this morning. Im in a real bitchy mood.....
went home ealier in the day and put on a green shirt.....we all look like little green people.the average women's height in our office is 5'1 Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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HobbesLeCute said: a2grafix said: Ahem, I'm not in your office, but in the words of Ruby Rod in The Fifth Element ...
"Super Green" That was the first thing I thought about when I saw this thread. Me too! BZZZ!!! When the sunlight strikes raindrops in the air, they act as a prism and form a rainbow. The rainbow is a division of white light into many beautiful colors. Regardless of the day, I'm glad you were born. | |
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