Guys who refuse to lift the toilet seat in public places before relieving their bladder. I mean, come on! How hard is it to just reach down and lift up the seat before you do your business? If the seat's not wet, it should be no issue, right? Once you pee on that seat, you make it pretty much a urinal instead of a toilet - no one wants to sit on a we toilet seat and who wants to have to mop up your piss before doing #2? I sure don't! So, if you're "that guy", please stop. There are those of us who enjoy doing #2 without getting their bums soaked in piss or having to hover.

Thanks.

and while you're at it, guys...when you're done doing your business in the bathroom, FLUSH THE GOD DAMNED TOILET.

believe me, we all know it's a masterpiece, but i swear to you, we don't want to see it.

Anxiety said:

Speak for yourself on that one.

I could've sworn you created a past thread with the title "I Love the feel of urine on my ass."

i personally think that this is due to the fact that everyone is soooo worried about germs these days ....

heeeeelllll--- there used to be a day ... when we could eat mud ... have anal sex ... chew on our boogers ... but now ... with the AIDS ... and syphillis ... and all this .... they have ruined everything ....

do you know what germs are on that potential toilet seat !!??

ugh ... i shudder to think ....

ReturnOfDOOK said:

everyone loves their own brand.

Rainy Days without sunshine?

Death has to be impending for me to do #2 in public and that includes work. My body is in on a schedule and rarely varies.

If it's yellow...let it mellow

It if's red or brown...FLUSH IT DOWN!

superspaceboy said:

what if it's green?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

OK a guy crapping on a sidewalk and calling his crap art...Is not art. Aguy crapping on the same sidwalk and another filming it and showing it on the big screen..Now THAT'S Art.

See the difference...FEEL the difference

Anxiety said:

Gargle with Listerine

lovemachine said:

I know people like that....I just like to go when I have to go... I don't like it when other people are in the bathroom as well so I'll kinda just sit there til they leave. I had one bathroom on campus in college that I LOVED!!! No one really went in the building for some reason so the bathroom was always quiet. It was centrally located - all of my friends knew it as "Paul's Bathroom" because it was my special spot.

superspaceboy said:

well, if john waters is filming it, anyway.

MY GREATEST PHOBIA EVER.....someone walking in on me during a #2. I mean, I really would get upset if that were to happen. If I was an actor I wouldn't even do a scene where I'm on the toilet.

Baby wipes PEOPLE!!!! Unscented please or else everybody knows what you've been up to.....

Anxiety said:

...and then wash your foo'kin' hands! Bloody weasels

not the best topic to read while having breakfast

AsianBomb777 said:

Sorry, this is funny

I hate it when I go to sit on a toilet and a man has not bothered to clean up, how unsanitary. I have had the pleasure of accidentially sitting on wet or sticky pee - gross.

lovemachine said:

Yep. Isn't it amazing how u can train your body like that?

For example, I did a visa run down to Malaysia and back and the whole journey took at least 36 hours. I did a few #1s but not a single #2 in that time. It's not like I had to do anything, my body just knew my wishes and didn't give me the urge until my return home.

How many times in a lifetime will you have to take a Malaysian poo?

...missing opportunities...

u should always wipe the seat before anyway.


i hate the people who seem to have to pick their noses and wipe i on the wall!!

WTF thats all about??