Turnips, squash and yams. Steamed with butter and salt. Damn good, too.

Not to mention that tonight, I'm gonna be more regular than a Norah Jones album.

Does anyone have any good facts about root vegetables? Share your rooty wisdom, even if your facts are not true and you just made them up.





That is all.

They're good natural diuretics, so no more puffy ankles for you.

I have heard they give you superhuman wit. And they make guys named Dook attracted to you.


Scouts honor!!!

Don't U have the power to ban yourself?


I mean really---teach yourself a lesson!!!!

AsianBomb777 said:

animalistic said:

Dook monger

AsianBomb777 said:

You need to get back with Jers. You've been bitter eversince the two of you broke up.

animalistic said:

Webhead said:

c'mon guys, kiss n make up..it's breaking my heart here

animalistic said:

Don't start.

AsianBomb777 said:

what's up YOUR (unbleached) chute?

Anxiety said:

I'd rather have a brown eye than a pink eye thank you.

AsianBomb777 said:

brown eye for the straight guy

Anxiety said:

we really do need a rimshot emoticon on this site.

Anxiety said:

Next morning, you may need to use the "Industrial" bathroom that you've had newly installed instead of your regular one
















.....Whoops! Excuse me

Anxiety said:

enjoy your BM in the AM..Hope it's not too stinky.

'root' and 'vegetables' in the same thread.

So gay.