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BERLIN (Reuters) - A blow-up sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said Wednesday. "Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. "They were worried the package might be a bomb." Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment. Order was restored after the sender removed the doll's batteries so the defective product could be returned. | |
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Mach said: Sex Doll Sparks Bomb Alert at Postoffice
BERLIN (Reuters) - A blow-up sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said Wednesday. "Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. "They were worried the package might be a bomb." Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment. Order was restored after the sender removed the doll's batteries so the defective product could be returned. 
He is lucky he doesn't live in Alabama. It is illegal to posses or receive sexual toys! They would have arrested his ass on the spot. Can you imagine doing three to five years for possessing a vibrator? Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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Does this mean my delivery is going to be delayed? | |
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Be careful Doo, those folks in the Bible Belt may send the feds after you! You are messing with the mail and that is a crime! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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...sex bomb, sex bomb...  | |
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...sex bomb, sex bomb...  | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: Mach said: Sex Doll Sparks Bomb Alert at Postoffice
BERLIN (Reuters) - A blow-up sex doll sparked a bomb alert in a German post office after it started to vibrate inside a package awaiting delivery, police said Wednesday. "Workers were unsettled when it began vibrating and made strange noises," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said. "They were worried the package might be a bomb." Officers brought the sender to the scene and discovered the source of alarm was an electrical device inside a life-size female sex doll. The man told police he had wanted to return the doll because it kept turning itself on at the wrong moment. Order was restored after the sender removed the doll's batteries so the defective product could be returned.
He is lucky he doesn't live in Alabama. It is illegal to posses or receive sexual toys! They would have arrested his ass on the spot. Can you imagine doing three to five years for possessing a vibrator? I'm suprised they haven't banned these yet... The Mach3 Power 
It vibrates, and it's ribbed. Hmmm, doubles as a pocket rocket for the daring metrosexual??? Or this one... The Dawn Power Brush which is phallic, motorized, and it ejaculates out the head... its freaking vulgar...  | |
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Tom said: ShySlantedEye1 said:
He is lucky he doesn't live in Alabama. It is illegal to posses or receive sexual toys! They would have arrested his ass on the spot. Can you imagine doing three to five years for possessing a vibrator? I'm suprised they haven't banned these yet... The Mach3 Power
It vibrates, and it's ribbed. Hmmm, doubles as a pocket rocket for the daring metrosexual??? Or this one... The Dawn Power Brush which is phallic, motorized, and it ejaculates out the head... its freaking vulgar...  Putting it on the shopping list  . Let me find my Sunday coupons. I am off to the store. I never thought about that razor. It could come in handy! Thank you, Tom!  Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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