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Thread started 03/13/05 5:14pm

AsianBomb777

Just Can't get Enough ORG HAIKUs


I believe the rule is 3 lines, 5-7-5 sylabbles on each lines respectively?


Here goes:

Anxiety smells
Corrosive body oder
Still Cborgman drools

biggrin






.dumbass typing edit
[Edited 3/13/05 9:14am]
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Reply #1 posted 03/13/05 5:54pm

Stax

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naked is horny
but she's stuck in Jayhawk land
bunny pearl tonight


smile
a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on
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Reply #2 posted 03/13/05 6:06pm

CynthiasSocks

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I love Prince dot org
Everybody is so cool
Hugs from me to You!
Socks still got butt like a leather seat...
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Reply #3 posted 03/13/05 6:19pm

superspaceboy

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where is cborgman
I have many bricks to throw
where is cborgman?bawl

Christian Zombie Vampires

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Reply #4 posted 03/13/05 6:22pm

superspaceboy

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pizza man and thongs
teased with movie we can't see
sac spillage my ass

Christian Zombie Vampires

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Reply #5 posted 03/14/05 12:36am

AsianBomb777

anal leakage sucks
Swollen Boobs or Men for Men
The org accepts wierd ass threads
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Reply #6 posted 03/14/05 12:40am

HamsterHuey

This thread really sucks
More than even Althom's would
And he got cheeta's
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Reply #7 posted 03/14/05 12:42am

AsianBomb777

Huey My Gooey why hate?
Contribute Ur wit and charm,
And get on yahoo
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Reply #8 posted 03/14/05 12:42am

HamsterHuey

Wassup with haiku's?
They really sound corniest
When tied up in form
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Reply #9 posted 03/14/05 12:43am

HamsterHuey

AsianBomb777 said:

Huey My Gooey why hate?
Contribute Ur wit and charm,
And get on yahoo


You sound like Yoda
I mean; amazingly dumb
I really need sleep.
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Reply #10 posted 03/14/05 12:46am

HamsterHuey

Well, Yahoo don't work
So I guess I gotta go
And just catch some sleep
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Reply #11 posted 03/14/05 12:49am

HamsterHuey

What did you do, dude?
Cuz an hour became three
I'm all sober now!

sad
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Reply #12 posted 03/14/05 12:50am

HamsterHuey

This is amazing
Wow, I'm really good at this!
Like, you know; so cool
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Reply #13 posted 03/14/05 12:54am

AsianBomb777

HamsterHuey said:

What did you do, dude?
Cuz an hour became three
I'm all sober now!

sad



I'm sorry my friend,
I've had a rough day of sorts,
I don't like U mad,
neutral


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Reply #14 posted 03/14/05 12:54am

HamsterHuey

My time has run out
While you were somehwere else, man
So good night to you.

wave
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Reply #15 posted 03/14/05 12:55am

HamsterHuey

AsianBomb777 said:

I'm sorry my friend,
I've had a rough day of sorts,
I don't like U mad


I know what you'ld like
Me with fries on the side, huh?
Have you got mayo?
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Reply #16 posted 03/14/05 12:56am

HamsterHuey

If you have mayo
Just bring it on and come out
Where ever you are...

Puts on Diana Ross's "I'm Coming Out"
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Reply #17 posted 03/14/05 12:57am

AsianBomb777

HamsterHuey said:

AsianBomb777 said:

I'm sorry my friend,
I've had a rough day of sorts,
I don't like U mad


I know what you'ld like
Me with fries on the side, huh?
Have you got mayo?



with sugar and cream
Covered in barbeque suace
or just as you are.



NOW GET ON YAHOO PLEASE
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Reply #18 posted 03/14/05 12:58am

PANDURITO

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sad
Everybody's gone
What's the point in staying here?
Better get some sleep
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Reply #19 posted 03/14/05 1:02am

HamsterHuey

PANDURITO said:

sad
Everybody's gone
What's the point in staying here?
Better get some sleep


I have tried it all
I even masturbated
Too much alcohol
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Reply #20 posted 03/14/05 2:01am

Fauxie

This thread isn't gay,
Yet AB is at the helm.
Jacked account perhaps?
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Reply #21 posted 03/14/05 2:13am

AsianBomb777

Fauxie said:

This thread isn't gay,
Yet AB is at the helm.
Jacked account perhaps?



Well, Fee Fi Faux Fem
I smell an english Farang,
True Banality
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Reply #22 posted 03/14/05 2:15am

Fauxie

AsianBomb777 said:

Fauxie said:

This thread isn't gay,
Yet AB is at the helm.
Jacked account perhaps?



Well, Fee Fi Faux Fem
I smell an english Farang,
True Banality



lol Nice
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Reply #23 posted 03/14/05 11:55pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

I get hornier
every time I'm on the org
I'm not good at this


eek
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #24 posted 03/15/05 12:03am

jerseykrs

I demand respect for teaching you the governing laws of haikus.
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Reply #25 posted 03/15/05 12:14am

Nothinbutjoy

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"Fuck off" is a wall
Put in place around the heart
That has been broken
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #26 posted 03/15/05 12:17am

jerseykrs

Nothinbutjoy said:

"Fuck off" is a wall
Put in place around the heart
That has been broken



but will it ever come down, that is the million dollar question.....
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Reply #27 posted 03/15/05 12:26am

Nothinbutjoy

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Healing from within
Begins with acceptance of self
Walls come down in time
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #28 posted 03/15/05 12:27am

jerseykrs

Nothinbutjoy said:

Healing from within
Begins with acceptance of self
Walls come down in time



such a refreshing post, better than AB's most def.....
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Reply #29 posted 03/15/05 12:45am

TwinkleBitch

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i like jellybeans
especially the red ones
can't stand the black ones.
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