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How often do you fart Or do you not fart at all?   [Edited 3/12/05 15:23pm] Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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girls dont fart | |
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TheDuck said: girls dont fart
 Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: Or do you not fart at all?
Do you keep a fart chart? | |
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Well it depends on what i eat
but i fart at least 1 good fart a day  | |
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moderatori made the mistake of eating raisin bran every morning for a week, if u want to fart and be regular then have some raisin bran! | |
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ppl who eat quite a bit of meat like pigs, cows, chicken, and fish fart more than ppl who don't eat as much meat. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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I don't know. I stop counting after lunch. | |
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TheDuck said: girls dont fart
they are sometimes the worst offenders  WHY SHOULD I DO THAT, WHEN I CAN DO THIS | |
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i depends on what i ate the day before. one night i ate a lot of bananas and my stomach was killing me all day. needless to say i stayed home | |
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Girls "pass wind" gently, guys fart. | |
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animal said: Girls "pass wind" gently, guys fart.
dream on buddy!!! | |
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I dont fart 
I've let out a poot,but that stinker shot out of me so quick I couldnt control it. That was last year, no poots this year. I dont know I've never really had tolet one go. My boyfriend is still waiting for me to rip one, after 4 1/2 years it hasnt happened. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: I dont fart
I've let out a poot,but that stinker shot out of me so quick I couldnt control it. That was last year, no poots this year. I dont know I've never really had tolet one go. My boyfriend is still waiting for me to rip one, after 4 1/2 years it hasnt happened. do you run in the bath room? if you did fart a deadly one in front of him would you be embarrassed?  | |
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Well if my tummy gets rumbling I go to the bathroom anyway. If I farted in front of him I wouldnt be embarrassed. I would laugh my head off. He would probably throw a parade.
I've tried to fart in front of him. Nothing ever comes out "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ppl who fart r nasty!  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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ThreadCula said: Well if my tummy gets rumbling I go to the bathroom anyway. If I farted in front of him I wouldnt be embarrassed. I would laugh my head off. He would probably throw a parade.
I've tried to fart in front of him. Nothing ever comes out U and your b/f r both nasty! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: ThreadCula said: Well if my tummy gets rumbling I go to the bathroom anyway. If I farted in front of him I wouldnt be embarrassed. I would laugh my head off. He would probably throw a parade.
I've tried to fart in front of him. Nothing ever comes out U and your b/f r both nasty!
he's gonna kick your ass "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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The more interesting question is what do your farts smell like?   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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klhk said: ThreadCula said: Well if my tummy gets rumbling I go to the bathroom anyway. If I farted in front of him I wouldnt be embarrassed. I would laugh my head off. He would probably throw a parade.
I've tried to fart in front of him. Nothing ever comes out U and your b/f r both nasty! I just read your profile we live in the same city....RUN "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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CalhounSq said: The more interesting question is what do your farts smell like?
 or are they hot! | |
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ThreadCula said: klhk said: U and your b/f r both nasty! I just read your profile we live in the same city....RUN Acually, I live outside of Dallas but your b/f can come find me whenever he wants, I like to get my ass kicked.  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: ThreadCula said: I just read your profile we live in the same city....RUN Acually, I live outside of Dallas but your b/f can come find me whenever he wants, I like to get my ass kicked. oooohhhh
Who's the nasty one now
 "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: klhk said: Acually, I live outside of Dallas but your b/f can come find me whenever he wants, I like to get my ass kicked. oooohhhh
Who's the nasty one now
I never denied being nasty!  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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heybaby said: CalhounSq said: The more interesting question is what do your farts smell like?
or are they hot! The hot ones are always BAD!! I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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My farts smell like pure sweetness.
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mrdespues said: My farts smell like pure sweetness.
. [Edited 3/12/05 19:35pm] you wish!! | |
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heybaby said: mrdespues said: My farts smell like pure sweetness.
. [Edited 3/12/05 19:35pm] you wish!! sweeter than a cherry pie with topping, mane. | |
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mrdespues said: heybaby said: you wish!! sweeter than a cherry pie with topping, mane. what on a light summer's day when your feeling oh so fresh? i don't think so baby!!! | |
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