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FUCK I"M HORNY II Thanks to jaradee I can't stop thinking about penises, now I'm horny!
What a girl to do????  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: Thanks to jaradee I can't stop thinking about penises, now I'm horny!
What a girl to do???? Get your VIBE ON
DANNII MINOGUE ~ "VIBE ON" Instead of just lying there why don't you show me that you're powerful ? I, I put in triple x batteries just so you'd give me something wonderful turn you on Change you up fast and slow till I find the frequency I like Chorus: Plug it in give me my vibe on Give me vibrations That's what gets my ride on gotta have vibrations Jump on top it, sit right on it Plug in give me my vibe on gotta have vibrations (Vibe) I don't wanna put you down Looks like I'm a viberaholic now I, I need you coming with me everywhere Lately I smile so much I'm getting stares Change you up fast and slow till I find the frequency I like Chorus x2 You be like giving me vibrations The ultimate stimulation straight out of the box Ugh, no hestitation Your speakers like a pony that I love to ride Making me crazy when the volums high You're compact so I can take you anywhere I want Make my friends scream out loud I want what she's got Supernatural doing things that normal man can't do So let me take you out, try you out, I'm in the mood Change you up fast and slow Till I find the frequency I like Chorus Keep on giving me, keep on giving me my vibrations x4 Plug it in give me my vibe on Give me vibrations  | |
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Im glad i was the one who made you horny. I don't think i ever made a girl horny in my life.
Even if i did it indirectly it still makes me feel like a stud Don't take that away from me!!! | |
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Damn! My vibrator is in the shop right now!!  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: Damn! My vibrator is in the shop right now!!
When i was a kid i found my mother's vibrator and i didn't know what it was and she told me it was a back massager. What a liar [Edited 3/14/05 10:15am] | |
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jayaredee said: klhk said: Damn! My vibrator is in the shop right now!!
When i was a kid i found my mother's vibrator and i didn't know what it was and she told me it was a back massager. What a liar [Edited 3/14/05 10:15am] kids never realize these lies until they become grown looking back on it. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: jayaredee said: When i was a kid i found my mother's vibrator and i didn't know what it was and she told me it was a back massager. What a liar [Edited 3/14/05 10:15am] kids never realize these lies until they become grown looking back on it. That's exactly what happened. When i was 14 or 15 i was thinking back to that incident and was like, "wait a minute....." As with many other incidents | |
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klhk said: jayaredee said: When i was a kid i found my mother's vibrator and i didn't know what it was and she told me it was a back massager. What a liar [Edited 3/14/05 10:15am] kids never realize these lies until they become grown looking back on it. hey, thats what i told my kids 
then i learned to hide it better  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: klhk said: kids never realize these lies until they become grown looking back on it. hey, thats what i told my kids
then i learned to hide it better As long as they don't catch you using it. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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Chico319 said: klhk said: Thanks to jaradee I can't stop thinking about penises, now I'm horny!
What a girl to do???? Get your VIBE ON
DANNII MINOGUE ~ "VIBE ON" Instead of just lying there why don't you show me that you're powerful ? I, I put in triple x batteries just so you'd give me something wonderful turn you on Change you up fast and slow till I find the frequency I like Chorus: Plug it in give me my vibe on Give me vibrations That's what gets my ride on gotta have vibrations Jump on top it, sit right on it Plug in give me my vibe on gotta have vibrations (Vibe) I don't wanna put you down Looks like I'm a viberaholic now I, I need you coming with me everywhere Lately I smile so much I'm getting stares Change you up fast and slow till I find the frequency I like Chorus x2 You be like giving me vibrations The ultimate stimulation straight out of the box Ugh, no hestitation Your speakers like a pony that I love to ride Making me crazy when the volums high You're compact so I can take you anywhere I want Make my friends scream out loud I want what she's got Supernatural doing things that normal man can't do So let me take you out, try you out, I'm in the mood Change you up fast and slow Till I find the frequency I like Chorus Keep on giving me, keep on giving me my vibrations x4 Plug it in give me my vibe on Give me vibrations Well.....that just killed the mood!  | |
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klhk said: Damn! My vibrator is in the shop right now!!
You got a hand..right???? Or a banana???? [Edited 3/14/05 20:28pm] | |
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funkpill said: klhk said: Damn! My vibrator is in the shop right now!!
You got a hand..right???? Or a banana???? [Edited 3/14/05 20:28pm] I got back up vibes! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: funkpill said: You got a hand..right???? Or a banana???? [Edited 3/14/05 20:28pm] I got back up vibes! Oh!!! | |
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Pardon me I thought this said I'm feeling kinda thorny...
 To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: Pardon me I thought this said I'm feeling kinda thorny...
OMG.....that would kill my vagina mouth and ass! Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: Thanks to jaradee I can't stop thinking about penises, now I'm horny!
What a girl to do???? ... ...this site might help .....or not http://ratemyschlong.com
... ...i wonder if their is a female site | |
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blackboab said: klhk said: Thanks to jaradee I can't stop thinking about penises, now I'm horny!
What a girl to do???? ... ...this site might help .....or not http://ratemyschlong.com
... ...i wonder if their is a female site I've rated 117 schlongs already! I got it saved to my fav places. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: PEJ said: Pardon me I thought this said I'm feeling kinda thorny...
OMG.....that would kill my vagina mouth and ass! DAYUM!!!! You like it in all three???? | |
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klhk said: blackboab said: ... ...this site might help .....or not http://ratemyschlong.com
... ...i wonder if their is a female site I've rated 117 schlongs already! I got it saved to my fav places. ... ...i was going to put mine on the website but my camera lens isnt big enough  | |
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blackboab said: klhk said: I've rated 117 schlongs already! I got it saved to my fav places. ... ...i was going to put mine on the website but my camera lens isnt big enough u can do it! pls.....  Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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funkpill said: klhk said: OMG.....that would kill my vagina mouth and ass! DAYUM!!!! You like it in all three???? one or 2 entrance's is kinda boring ain't it. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: blackboab said: ... ...i was going to put mine on the website but my camera lens isnt big enough u can do it! pls..... ... ....but there is 25,000 there....that should keep you going for a while | |
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klhk said: funkpill said: DAYUM!!!! You like it in all three???? one or 2 entrance's is kinda boring ain't it. I'm not knocking it..... Its sexy to me.... All three at the same time????? | |
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klhk here's a little something to whet your appetite, if you know what i mean [Edited 3/15/05 16:15pm] | |
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funkpill said: klhk said: one or 2 entrance's is kinda boring ain't it. I'm not knocking it..... Its sexy to me.... All three at the same time????? triple P type of woman!! To Sir, with Love | |
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