heybaby said: mrdespues said: sweeter than a cherry pie with topping, mane. what on a light summer's day when your feeling oh so fresh? i don't think so baby!!! if only we could fart via the internet. attach farts to our emails. Instant Message a fart to the one you love. www.Send-a-bouquet-of-your-aroma.com . [Edited 3/12/05 19:52pm] | |
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mrdespues said: heybaby said: what on a light summer's day when your feeling oh so fresh? i don't think so baby!!! if only we could fart via the internet. attach farts to our emails. Instant Message a fart to the one you love. www.Send-a-bouquet-of-your-aroma.com . [Edited 3/12/05 19:52pm] no thanx!!! | |
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I cut one the other day that lasted about 20 seconds.
Boy did it stink, then my boss came in my office. | |
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CptMorgan said: I cut one the other day that lasted about 20 seconds.
Boy did it stink, then my boss came in my office. did he/she make a face or did he/she ignore it? | |
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how long can one conversate about farts? Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: how long can one conversate about farts?
i'm fuckin' bored and farts are funny to me | |
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klhk said: how long can one conversate about farts?
i don't know, but one might CONVERSE about farts for a while until the topic gets, well....stale....like a fart. farts are just stale poo-air. remember that next time you open your mouth when there's fart around. you're eating poo-air. . [Edited 3/12/05 20:16pm] | |
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heybaby said: CptMorgan said: I cut one the other day that lasted about 20 seconds.
Boy did it stink, then my boss came in my office. did he/she make a face or did he/she ignore it? I'll just say it was a very short meeting. | |
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mrdespues said: klhk said: how long can one conversate about farts?
i don't know, but one might CONVERSE about farts for a while until the topic gets, well....stale....like a fart. farts are just stale poo-air. remember that next time you open your mouth when there's fart around. you're eating poo-air. . [Edited 3/12/05 20:16pm] um...I don't need you correcting my English skills Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: mrdespues said: i don't know, but one might CONVERSE about farts for a while until the topic gets, well....stale....like a fart. farts are just stale poo-air. remember that next time you open your mouth when there's fart around. you're eating poo-air. . [Edited 3/12/05 20:16pm] um...I don't need you correcting my English skills hey, you put it out there, so there it is. | |
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TheDuck said: girls dont fart
that's what I used to think until..... To Sir, with Love | |
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Oh wow
I logged off for an hour and ya'll are still talking about farting "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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I often wonder what prince's farts smell like. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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klhk said: I often wonder what prince's farts smell like.
perfume To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: klhk said: I often wonder what prince's farts smell like.
perfume | |
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klhk said: I often wonder what prince's farts smell like.
Like lavender mixed with ass | |
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CalhounSq said: klhk said: I often wonder what prince's farts smell like.
Like lavender mixed with ass oh shit | |
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I had a mate who lit his own fart.....he burnt a big whole in his pants doing it! | |
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althom said: I had a mate who lit his own fart.....he burnt a big whole in his pants doing it!
my father does construction his friends used to try and do that but the lighter would never light! | |
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althom said: I had a mate who lit his own fart.....he burnt a big whole in his pants doing it!
I did that once. Didn't burn a hole in my pants, but the flame went blue and it scared me a bit. I thought that flame would shoot straight into me! I was with a friend who was doing it too....he did it a lot more times, i only did it once....and we couldn't stop laughing. we WERE young and high at the time, mind you. | |
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mrdespues said: althom said: I had a mate who lit his own fart.....he burnt a big whole in his pants doing it!
I did that once. Didn't burn a hole in my pants, but the flame went blue and it scared me a bit. I thought that flame would shoot straight into me! I was with a friend who was doing it too....he did it a lot more times, i only did it once....and we couldn't stop laughing. we WERE young and high at the time, mind you. This sounds like the beginning of a bad episode of It's Your Life!... | |
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