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PrintableSinister said: lillith said: sweet. i miss all the dirty pics you used to send me. wait a minute. wrong website.   you left me for an alien!!! what was i supposed to do??? i got lonely. started searching the internet for articles on "how to woo your man back from Mars" and "where your man REALLY went when he said he was going for smokes but he doesn't really smoke and has been staying up late watching reruns of ConeHeads with an erection" (ok not really a headline, a bit too long, maybe a bi-line or two) but its over...Sheldon and i will not correspond any longer now that you have returned to me. just don't ask me to do any anal probes on you...i know you have grown so fond of them on your intergalatic travels.  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
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Although my sweet I must warn you...G-Unit has also come into the picture....And Sweeny,Natisse,Nesse,Baby G,EversoLesa ok over half the org women and 25% of the org men...but you knew I was "popular" when you met me  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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animalistic said: lillith said: he has to get up to use the washroom....stretch his legs....call his wife.....(insert joke here) sometime. you can hop in then....k??  I'm staying away from the wet spot though.  Good thing it's a big bed. queen size. and i'm a generous woman. i don't mind the wet spot....reminds me of being in the womb. dammit, yes i remember. you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: Sinister said: you left me for an alien!!! what was i supposed to do??? i got lonely. started searching the internet for articles on "how to woo your man back from Mars" and "where your man REALLY went when he said he was going for smokes but he doesn't really smoke and has been staying up late watching reruns of ConeHeads with an erection" (ok not really a headline, a bit too long, maybe a bi-line or two) but its over...Sheldon and i will not correspond any longer now that you have returned to me. just don't ask me to do any anal probes on you...i know you have grown so fond of them on your intergalatic travels. Boneheads? Anal Nation?  | |
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lillith said: animalistic said: I'm staying away from the wet spot though. Good thing it's a big bed. queen size. and i'm a generous woman. i don't mind the wet spot....reminds me of being in the womb. dammit, yes i remember. Kinky.  | |
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Sinister said: Although my sweet I must warn you...G-Unit has also come into the picture....And Sweeny,Natisse,Nesse,Baby G,EversoLesa ok over half the org women and 25% of the org men...but you knew I was "popular" when you met me
true...i can share. as long as i can watch, take pictures...film for profit. join in 
whateva. as long as all romantic gestures are now for me only. they can paticipate is sex only. you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: Sinister said: you left me for an alien!!! what was i supposed to do??? i got lonely. started searching the internet for articles on "how to woo your man back from Mars" and "where your man REALLY went when he said he was going for smokes but he doesn't really smoke and has been staying up late watching reruns of ConeHeads with an erection" (ok not really a headline, a bit too long, maybe a bi-line or two) but its over...Sheldon and i will not correspond any longer now that you have returned to me. just don't ask me to do any anal probes on you...i know you have grown so fond of them on your intergalatic travels. (no anal probes damn!) Err I mean NEVER! Ok I will forgive this and only because I was abducted and I was "probed" but I will not tell you where Come give daddy some sugar clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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lillith said: Sinister said: Although my sweet I must warn you...G-Unit has also come into the picture....And Sweeny,Natisse,Nesse,Baby G,EversoLesa ok over half the org women and 25% of the org men...but you knew I was "popular" when you met me
true...i can share. as long as i can watch, take pictures...film for profit. join in
whateva. as long as all romantic gestures are now for me only. they can paticipate is sex only. Damn...wish you told me that before I made that romantic thread for Ocean  But since you approve sex.... [Edited 3/10/05 21:22pm] clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: lillith said: you left me for an alien!!! what was i supposed to do??? i got lonely. started searching the internet for articles on "how to woo your man back from Mars" and "where your man REALLY went when he said he was going for smokes but he doesn't really smoke and has been staying up late watching reruns of ConeHeads with an erection" (ok not really a headline, a bit too long, maybe a bi-line or two) but its over...Sheldon and i will not correspond any longer now that you have returned to me. just don't ask me to do any anal probes on you...i know you have grown so fond of them on your intergalatic travels. (no anal probes damn!) Err I mean NEVER! Ok I will forgive this and only because I was abducted and I was "probed" but I will not tell you where Come give daddy some sugar 
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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Sinister said: lillith said: true...i can share. as long as i can watch, take pictures...film for profit. join in
whateva. as long as all romantic gestures are now for me only. they can paticipate is sex only. Damn...wish you told me that before I made that romantic thread for Ocean But since you approve sex....
[Edited 3/10/05 21:22pm] you know now. new contract valid as of..... now. only sex for them. romance, flowers, money, 'ode to...' threads....and of course wild kinky full-of-passion dirty sweaty lust-makin for me (that means you save the GOOD sex for me). you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: Sinister said: Damn...wish you told me that before I made that romantic thread for Ocean But since you approve sex....
[Edited 3/10/05 21:22pm] you know now. new contract valid as of..... now. only sex for them. romance, flowers, money, 'ode to...' threads....and of course wild kinky full-of-passion dirty sweaty lust-makin for me (that means you save the GOOD sex for me).  I will sign this contract....(knowing I should read the fine print) Im just so happy we are a couple again  But no need to worry I am being good! (ok some of this with you is not being good but I missed you so.... )clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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This thread smells like sex. | |
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Sinister said: I will sign this contract....(knowing I should read the fine print) Im just so happy we are a couple again But no need to worry I am being good! (ok some of this with you is not being good but I missed you so.... )fine print schmine print. you can trust me
and being really bad sometimes is really good. missed you too pookie you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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animalistic said: This thread smells like sex.
god...i.....love....the.....smell....of....sex. you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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Here, have some:
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lillith said: i just bought a new feather bed, 44oz filled white goose down duvet and UltraSuede duvet cover. i'm gonna pour us a glass of wine, grab some strawberries (or honey dew melon) and pop in a porn...oops i mean movie. who wants to join Sinister and I???
and they say there's nothing to do on a Thursday night...
[Edited 3/10/05 20:42pm] [Edited 3/10/05 20:59pm] Will Sinister Bite?? The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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DexMSR said: lillith said: i just bought a new feather bed, 44oz filled white goose down duvet and UltraSuede duvet cover. i'm gonna pour us a glass of wine, grab some strawberries (or honey dew melon) and pop in a porn...oops i mean movie. who wants to join Sinister and I???
and they say there's nothing to do on a Thursday night...
[Edited 3/10/05 20:42pm] [Edited 3/10/05 20:59pm] Will Sinister Bite?? Only if you stuff your peepee down his throat! | |
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lillith said: i just bought a new feather bed, 44oz filled white goose down duvet and UltraSuede duvet cover. i'm gonna pour us a glass of wine, grab some strawberries (or honey dew melon) and pop in a porn...oops i mean movie. who wants to join Sinister and I???
and they say there's nothing to do on a Thursday night...
[Edited 3/10/05 20:42pm] [Edited 3/10/05 20:59pm] oh me...  can i come?
im a bit of a cuddler though  just 2 let u know"...took my sex and my money...took all my self esteem...had the nerve 2 think it was funny...i never knew a bitch so mean" | |
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darlinkia said: lillith said: i just bought a new feather bed, 44oz filled white goose down duvet and UltraSuede duvet cover. i'm gonna pour us a glass of wine, grab some strawberries (or honey dew melon) and pop in a porn...oops i mean movie. who wants to join Sinister and I???
and they say there's nothing to do on a Thursday night...
[Edited 3/10/05 20:42pm] [Edited 3/10/05 20:59pm] oh me... can i come?
im a bit of a cuddler though just 2 let u knowI thought we were gonna get it on?  | |
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animalistic said: darlinkia said: oh me... can i come?
im a bit of a cuddler though just 2 let u knowI thought we were gonna get it on? i told u, thats this weekend  "...took my sex and my money...took all my self esteem...had the nerve 2 think it was funny...i never knew a bitch so mean" | |
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"Sounds like a party to me baba!!!!!
Freak & shake & I'll help!!!!! Awww...What's a booty & how will I know if I'm shakin' it baby????!!!!  | |
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lillith said: EverSoLesa said:  excellent. the more the merrier. hope you like to share. the covers that is!! ummm that and more  | |
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Sinister said: EverSoLesa said:  | |
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EverSoLesa said: Sinister said: Take your drunk ass to bed! lol | |
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animalistic said: EverSoLesa said: Take your drunk ass to bed! lol Make me | |
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Sinister said: This thread has my name written all over it!
ah hem so much for U not being a flirt anymore  If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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purplekisses said: Sinister said: This thread has my name written all over it!
ah hem so much for U not being a flirt anymore LMFAO | |
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animalistic said: What's up with this "us" stuff? I ain't touching no other dude!
Never cross the streams man. Ghostbusters taught me that..... | |
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animalistic said: Here, have some:
I dated a girl once, her night table drawer looked like that. I ran faster than Derek Jeter out of there..... | |
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jerseykrs said: animalistic said: Here, have some:
I dated a girl once, her night table drawer looked like that. I ran faster than Derek Jeter out of there..... 
well least she was safe If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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