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PrintableAsianBoi777 said: Sinister said:  Im in my George Michael Faith Album stage....
The damage was already done with Wham!   Oh damn... I better take off these short orange shorts and my choose life t-shirt then...I thought it would make me look manly...clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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WhamBamGlamSlam said: How is one to gauge the question at hand without reference pictures?
I have a picture in my profile  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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AsianBoi777 said: Sinister said: Im in my George Michael Faith Album stage....
The damage was already done with Wham!  DAMN FINE SONG!!!Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Sinister said: Would I get some action from the org men here?
 Im a virgin you know... If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved.... | |
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Sinister said: AsianBoi777 said: OMG, thank you so much for creating this thread. These are very important questions to ponder, being that the org is basically one big orgy fest. If you don't believe just ask Heavenly about all the naked pictures he gets. Anyways, let's get started: First, you have to get in good with one of the following individuals: Anxiety - very difficult becuase he doesn't realize it yet, but he's not really gay. cborgman - very easy. Just keep flirting with him. He's like a gay robot are something/ he has no off switch. Althom - we suspect he actually is a gay robot and we are desperately searching for his off switch. Fauxie - He's mysteriously gay. MIGUELGOMEZ - on the gayness scale, he's actually less gay then me, but if you can grab his attention, you've got one..um..foot in his door. Superspaceboy - Very easy to get in good with him--he asumes everybody is gay until they prove otherwise. I wish you luck my friend, but take my word for it--you MUST befriend one or all of the above gay dream team. Oh there's two others, but they don't actually count. SUPA - he trascends gayness, becuase the ladies like him too. HamsterHuey - He's mine ; keep your ass away from him. OK, thanks for your time. . [Edited 3/10/05 15:31pm] Back in the day I was Gooey's object of affection...He love cannot be tamed! WTF? How many have there been?  | |
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AsianBoi777 said: Sinister said: Back in the day I was Gooey's object of affection...He love cannot be tamed! WTF? How many have there been? Countless my friend...we are but poppy seeds on the sandwich that is Gooey....Men...Women...Woodland creatures....he gets around...Don't believe him when he tells you your the only ass he wants to slap, flip and rub down...oh nooooo clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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if you were gay?? then it would be a shame to all womankind.
but another fine looking brother for my sisters, per se.  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
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if i were gay would any of the orgers sleep with me?
cause i'm not really gay... just gay for pay... like some porn stars. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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lillith said: if you were gay?? then it would be a shame to all womankind.
but another fine looking brother for my sisters, per se.  so are you like my ex org girlfriend now? Ever since I went out for those cigs and got kidnapped by aliens.....We should make up clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: lillith said: if you were gay?? then it would be a shame to all womankind.
but another fine looking brother for my sisters, per se. so are you like my ex org girlfriend now? Ever since I went out for those cigs and got kidnapped by aliens.....We should make up oh is that what happened??? the old alien story again huh? but you know me...i fall for it everytime. we never broke up...i have been here pining for you. actually i fell and bumped my head and couldn't get up in the morning...oops lost my train of thought there for a minute. i have had a bout of amnesia and forgot you were even gone. i felt as though something was missing but then forgot that i was feeling anything at all and eveything was ok again. this conversation is upsetting me. lets just go make out...i mean up  you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: Sinister said: so are you like my ex org girlfriend now? Ever since I went out for those cigs and got kidnapped by aliens.....We should make up oh is that what happened??? the old alien story again huh? but you know me...i fall for it everytime. we never broke up...i have been here pining for you. actually i fell and bumped my head and couldn't get up in the morning...oops lost my train of thought there for a minute. i have had a bout of amnesia and forgot you were even gone. i felt as though something was missing but then forgot that i was feeling anything at all and eveything was ok again. this conversation is upsetting me. lets just go make out...i mean up  Mind yourselves ladies and men of the org! Im taken!  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Would I get some action from the org men here?
Im a virgin you know...If you want to maximize your whoring potential, keep insisting that your straight, but throw out a little hint here and there to suggest otherwise. Gay men love a challenge... | |
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Tom said: Sinister said: Would I get some action from the org men here?
Im a virgin you know...If you want to maximize your whoring potential, keep insisting that your straight, but throw out a little hint here and there to suggest otherwise. Gay men love a challenge... *Takes notes* Done and Done! clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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AsianBoi777 said: Sinister said: Back in the day I was Gooey's object of affection...He love cannot be tamed! WTF? How many have there been?  | |
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AsianBoi777 said: OMG, thank you so much for creating this thread. These are very important questions to ponder, being that the org is basically one big orgy fest. If you don't believe just ask Heavenly about all the naked pictures he gets. Anyways, let's get started: First, you have to get in good with one of the following individuals: Anxiety - very difficult becuase he doesn't realize it yet, but he's not really gay. cborgman - very easy. Just keep flirting with him. He's like a gay robot are something/ he has no off switch. Althom - we suspect he actually is a gay robot and we are desperately searching for his off switch. Fauxie - He's mysteriously gay. MIGUELGOMEZ - on the gayness scale, he's actually less gay then me, but if you can grab his attention, you've got one..um..foot in his door. Superspaceboy - Very easy to get in good with him--he asumes everybody is gay until they prove otherwise. I wish you luck my friend, but take my word for it--you MUST befriend one or all of the above gay dream team. Oh there's two others, but they don't actually count. SUPA - he trascends gayness, becuase the ladies like him too. HamsterHuey - He's mine ; keep your ass away from him. OK, thanks for your time. . [Edited 3/10/05 15:31pm] Gay Dream Team?
Excellent! 
All this despite my 1500% heterosexuality.  | |
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AB thanks for including me in the Gay Dream Team and thanks for the nice words.
I wanted to add that I don't hit on straight guys. It's rude. Plus there's that whole booty hygiene. I'm generalizing I know some Metros take care of that area. Please do it, at least, for the ladies. 
But I still like to flirt.  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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the org's homo hypocrites strike again.  | |
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ehuffnsd said: if i were gay would any of the orgers sleep with me?
cause i'm not really gay... just gay for pay... like some porn stars. Right. I would...but I'm not gay either. Gay for pay too. I suppose one of the gay rock stars will have to fork over some moolah...Dook? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Tom said: Sinister said: Would I get some action from the org men here?
Im a virgin you know...If you want to maximize your whoring potential, keep insisting that your straight, but throw out a little hint here and there to suggest otherwise. Gay men love a challenge... Yes then you'd be popular on both fronts. See ABomb for hints. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Sinister said: If I was your gay friend
Would u remember 2 tell me all the things u forgot When I was a man? Hey, when I was a man If I was your best friend Would u let me take care of u and do all the things That only a best friend can Only best friends can If I was your gay friend If I was your gay friend If I was your gay friend Would u let me dress u 
I mean, help u pick out your clothes Before we go out Not that you’re helpless But sometimes, sometimes Those are the things that bein’ in love’s about  (just friends,OK?)
If I was your one and only friend Would u run 2 me if somebody hurt u Even if that somebody was me? Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be Please If I was your gay friend If I was your gay friend | |
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PANDURITO said: Sinister said: If I was your gay friend
Would u remember 2 tell me all the things u forgot When I was a man? Hey, when I was a man If I was your best friend Would u let me take care of u and do all the things That only a best friend can Only best friends can If I was your gay friend If I was your gay friend If I was your gay friend Would u let me dress u
I mean, help u pick out your clothes Before we go out Not that you’re helpless But sometimes, sometimes Those are the things that bein’ in love’s about (just friends,OK?)
If I was your one and only friend Would u run 2 me if somebody hurt u Even if that somebody was me? Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be Please If I was your gay friend If I was your gay friend  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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superspaceboy said: For every Straight male on here..there is a gay counter part.
Althom/Anxy Huey/AB Dook/CBorgman it's just natural. Does this mean that I have a straight equivalent? | |
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BinaryJustin said: superspaceboy said: For every Straight male on here..there is a gay counter part.
Althom/Anxy Huey/AB Dook/CBorgman it's just natural. Does this mean that I have a straight equivalent? I dunno does it. :Hmm2: maybe you just haven't found him yet. Well Sinister is looking  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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BinaryJustin said: superspaceboy said: For every Straight male on here..there is a gay counter part.
Althom/Anxy Huey/AB Dook/CBorgman it's just natural. Does this mean that I have a straight equivalent? That is actually a philospohical question of sorts. We should probably recommend that this thread be moved over to P&R | |
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