Lay down a challenge to the next Orger by seeing if they can beat your claim to superiority.

I'll start.

Last week, I skateboarded around the world on one leg, within 27 days, hitch-hiking on lifeboats and microlight aircrafts as and when necessary.

Beat that!

I'm chris, and i'm fantastic.

good luck topping that.

i have bigger boobs than you. HA!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I don't think so!

I just ate 5 pancakes!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

damn, ya got me there...

I could eat THIS BY MYSELF!

c'mon sucka

cborgman said:

Even maple syrup could top that.

Oh, and by the way...

Yesterday, I finally brought peace to the Middle East, but more importantly I've managed to persuade Prince to start swearing and singing songs about coarse sex again for his next album.

i stole threadcula's cake when she wasn't looking...

I can masturbate 24/7

ThreadCula said:

I could get that stuck between my teeth and not realise it's there.

Heavenly said:

I can masturbate 26/8!!!

cborgman said:

give it back

Enigmoid said:

I can do it without touching myself HA

Heavenly said:

with your both your hands and both your feet?

cborgman said:

:ikeslap:

ThreadCula said:

Are you Sting?

Enigmoid said:

yes i am

ThreadCula said:

with the corner of the washing machine while it's in spin cycle? I have always wondered if this would work

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

OoOOOooh, we'll never beat that.

ThreadCula said:

Well, can you stop making shite, 'holier-than-thou, make-the-world-a-better-place' records? You self-righteous arse!

i'm going to be the next pope

ThreadCula said:

And that is why you're my org girlfriend

cborgman said:

I'm already an angel

Enigmoid said:

No,It pays to make'holier-than-thou, make-the-world-a-better-place' records

Heavenly said:

cborgman said:

Well, get your potentially fatal illness ready.

By the way, I'm going to meet God tomorrow to chat about what I think is right/wrong with the universe. Anybody got any questions that they want to ask me?

No questions from homosexuals, please. You know how God hates them and quite rightly so.

Enigmoid said:

Ask him to give me back the tetris game he borrowed from me 15 years ago.

Heavenly said:

Wait, didn't you already say that you swapped it for everlasting happiness? Don't welch on your deal.

i suck at everything more than anyone else in the whole universe. there isn't a single thing on god's grey earth at which i do not suck significantly.

that is all.

Enigmoid said:

No, that was the Black Album that I've swapped.