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Thread started 03/11/05 8:15pm

thevoid

Bigger Penis - Jeane Claude Van Damn or Robert Smith?





OK, who has the bigger Penis? Jeane Claude or Robert Smith?

Please try and give specific examples--I want inteligent discourse here, not wild speculation.

I also understand that this may be seen as kind of a philosohpical discussion so I will not be offended if this gets moved to P&R.
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Reply #1 posted 03/11/05 8:17pm

animalistic

Jean beats up his women when they make fun of his peepee.
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Reply #2 posted 03/11/05 8:17pm

PurpleThunder

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Jean Claude!

He was pretty hot a few years ago
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Reply #3 posted 03/11/05 8:20pm

SammiJ

PurpleThunder said:

Jean Claude!

He was pretty hot a few years ago

think of all the steroids tho... eek
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Reply #4 posted 03/11/05 8:23pm

animalistic

SammiJ said:

PurpleThunder said:

Jean Claude!

He was pretty hot a few years ago

think of all the steroids tho... eek


They only decrease testicle size temporarily. Other steroids increase vascularity, so imagine what that can go for a guy. lol Besides, I don't think he was ever that big to say he must have been on roids for sure.
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Reply #5 posted 03/11/05 8:27pm

thevoid

Robert Smith has got a bigger penis.

It takes a confident man to wear that much hairspray and makeup.

Van Damn looks like he's compensating for something.
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Reply #6 posted 03/11/05 8:28pm

animalistic

thevoid said:

Robert Smith has got a bigger penis.

It takes a confident man to wear that much hairspray and makeup.

Van Damn looks like he's compensating for something.


Hairspray makes your cock shrivel up and fall off.
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Reply #7 posted 03/11/05 8:42pm

klhk

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Where are the penises!???? I thought there were penises!!!!
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Reply #8 posted 03/11/05 9:05pm

thevoid

klhk said:

Where are the penises!???? I thought there were penises!!!!


disbelief
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Reply #9 posted 03/11/05 9:58pm

klhk

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thevoid said:

klhk said:

Where are the penises!???? I thought there were penises!!!!


disbelief



Does this mean no penises?? cry
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Reply #10 posted 03/12/05 2:42pm

AsianBomb777

klhk said:

thevoid said:



disbelief



Does this mean no penises?? cry



Somehow I'm not sure any answer would satisfy you.
eek
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Reply #11 posted 03/12/05 2:45pm

klhk

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Penises? neutral
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Reply #12 posted 03/12/05 3:22pm

GangstaFam

Robert Smith by a landslide.

He wears those big blousey shirts to cover up. He doesn't want it distracting you from the music. wink

And Van Dam wears those skimpy shorts that reveal pretty much nothing.

They don't call him Fat Bob for nothing, ya know. biggrin
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Reply #13 posted 03/13/05 6:41am

IstenSzek

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thevoid said:

Robert Smith has got a bigger penis.

It takes a confident man to wear that much hairspray and makeup.

Van Damn looks like he's compensating for something.



nod
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #14 posted 03/13/05 7:02am

Fauxie

This thread is kinda gay. confused
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Reply #15 posted 03/13/05 8:02am

thesexofit

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WTF? So are both meant to have big dicks then?

Heuy Lewis is meant to have the biggest for a pop star apparantly.

Plus the lead singer from Simple minds too.....
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Reply #16 posted 03/13/05 9:41am

AsianBomb777

thesexofit said:

WTF? So are both meant to have big dicks then?

Heuy Lewis is meant to have the biggest for a pop star apparantly.

Plus the lead singer from Simple minds too.....



hmm Huey Lewis?

I don't know--Robert Smiths' is so big he has to drap his big ass shirts over it to keep from being obscene.
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Reply #17 posted 03/13/05 10:09am

Pluto

klhk said:

thevoid said:



disbelief



Does this mean no penises?? cry



falloff
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Reply #18 posted 03/13/05 10:10am

klhk

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AsianBomb777 said:

thesexofit said:

WTF? So are both meant to have big dicks then?

Heuy Lewis is meant to have the biggest for a pop star apparantly.

Plus the lead singer from Simple minds too.....



hmm Huey Lewis?

I don't know--Robert Smiths' is so big he has to drap his big ass shirts over it to keep from being obscene.



giggle
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Reply #19 posted 03/13/05 1:38pm

smoo

klhk said:

AsianBomb777 said:




hmm Huey Lewis?

I don't know--Robert Smiths' is so big he has to drap his big ass shirts over it to keep from being obscene.



giggle



Robert Smith is certainly the bigger dick.


whoops you were asking who has the bigger dick not who is the bigger dick. silly me razz
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Reply #20 posted 03/13/05 6:49pm

AsianBoi777

smoo said:

klhk said:




giggle



Robert Smith is certainly the bigger dick.


whoops you were asking who has the bigger dick not who is the bigger dick. silly me razz



I find him kind of charming.

Jean Claude just reminds me of a popular highschool jock who keeps trying to relive his prom king glory days.
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Reply #21 posted 03/14/05 1:17am

GangstaFam

AsianBoi777 said:


I find him kind of charming.

Jean Claude just reminds me of a popular highschool jock who keeps trying to relive his prom king glory days.

Yeah, all that plus he's boring and makes shit movies.
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