now theres this absolute babe working in the.....you guessed it, the perfume section of the house of fraser department store up town.

now ive been meaning to get into her for ages.....shes got bj loving lips and a nut cracker for an arse.

IM NOT STALKING HER.....but im going up town on saturday to pop her a question.

it will go something like this.....

me: hi

babe: hi

me: youve got a lot of nice things in this store but the nicest thing by far is you

PAUSE(look into her eyes)

me: youre priceless

hopefully she will be so flattered she will suck me off behind the counter.

BASICALLY.....DO YOU THINK MY LINE IS GOOD OR.....DO I NEED TO APPROACH THIS ANOTHER WAY?????

thats the worst line ever

p0pRocks said:

hey.....i took a lot of thought over that one.....maybe you could give some pointers then..... to pull her .....im telling you..... this one is a full on..... A class babe.

2Hot2Funk said:

Porn, Beer and imagination

Why don't you just say to her:

"Hi, I've seen you around. Here's my phone number and email address (pass her a card). If you want to hook up sometime, let me know. If I don't hear from you, no worries - it's just been nice to speak with you."

Then walk away!

2Hot2Funk said:

House Of Fraser?

I bet she smells like a right tart's boudoir

BinaryJustin said:

ok if i say that..... .it wont be long till im in her pants.....and.....in.....her mouth

lollyp0p said:

i have no reason to see explicit porn and closeups of a guys rigid cock....thankyou.....as far as beer goes...i have better things to spend my cash on.....i can have a good time wivout getting pished.....ive got imagination.....im obviously using it in the wrong ways.

I do that sometimes. Except I don't have a card so I write it on her hand. Kinda girly but then there girls.

"ooooo, what big hands u got"

"hope u call u sexy mf".....ha!

just slap her with a wet fish and say 'u,me now on the floor bitch!'
if that dont work i dont know wot will.

BinaryJustin does get paid 4 counseling