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MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!!!! WOOOOOWWOOO On Sunday at 10.15am I will be feed the cheetahs!!!!! 
You heard right!!!!! I'll be going to the local zoo and they'll shove me in a cage with an animal that can run you down at up to 110km/h!!!! 
Errrr...this isn't sounding so good now. 
Here's some shots of what others have done.....and survived! 
 
I hope they can't smell fear! Or my aftershave. 
Photo's will be coming!!!!
Unless I die!  | |
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After you get eaten, can I have your stuff? | |
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DONT FART!!!!!
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That's a great present! 
You'll survive just fine. Cheetahs don't eat robots. I'm firmly planted in denial |
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(btw: I'm gonna be serious for once - Happy Birthday and that gift is REALLY cool!!!) | |
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Go cheetah's, it's your birthday! Go cheetahs it's your birthday!
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Steadwood said: DONT FART!!!!!
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That's awesome!!!
I want to go swim with the Dolphins one day but with my luck that wont happen. Feeding the cheetahs looks like it would be cool too...good luck, have fun! | |
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Don't forget to shove raw meat down your pants. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Don't forget to shove raw meat down your pants.
Already have!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Don't forget to shove raw meat down your pants.
I have some marinating down there right now and I'm not even going to feed anyone but myself with it! | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: After you get eaten, can I have your stuff?
You can have my bills!  | |
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althom said: ReturnOfDOOK said: After you get eaten, can I have your stuff?
You can have my bills! Pass. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: althom said: You can have my bills! Pass. Too late! | |
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althom said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Pass. Too late!  | |
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Steadwood said: DONT FART!!!!!
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Wow! I'm truly jealous!! That's going to be AMAZING!!!  I wanna feed the big kitties. |
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Nothinbutjoy said: That's a great present!
You'll survive just fine. Cheetahs don't eat robots. Maybe I should get rid of my bunny ears....I hear they like rabbits. | |
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2the9s said: Go cheetah's, it's your birthday! Go cheetahs it's your birthday!
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CarrieMpls said:
Wow! I'm truly jealous!! That's going to be AMAZING!!! I wanna feed the big kitties. Marry me and I'll be your big kittie.  | |
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althom said: Nothinbutjoy said: That's a great present!
You'll survive just fine. Cheetahs don't eat robots. Maybe I should get rid of my bunny ears....I hear they like rabbits. Only during Wabbit Season.... I'm firmly planted in denial |
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althom said: Steadwood said: DONT FART!!!!!
You will Traumatise the poor defenceless creatures
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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Nothinbutjoy said: althom said: Maybe I should get rid of my bunny ears....I hear they like rabbits. Only during Wabbit Season.... That's now!!!!! | |
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Happy Birthday! 
I'll get my nice post in now so that I can leave your actual birthday free for the usual fare of unrelenting mocking. | |
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althom said: Nothinbutjoy said: Only during Wabbit Season.... That's now!!!!! Oh dear. I'm firmly planted in denial |
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althom said: CarrieMpls said:
Wow! I'm truly jealous!! That's going to be AMAZING!!! I wanna feed the big kitties. Marry me and I'll be your big kittie. With a tiger suit and everything? |
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CarrieMpls said: althom said: Marry me and I'll be your big kittie. With a tiger suit and everything? I have it ready! | |
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althom said: CarrieMpls said: With a tiger suit and everything? I have it ready!  What about hairballs? |
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CarrieMpls said: althom said: I have it ready! What about hairballs?Don't swallow then! | |
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althom said: CarrieMpls said: What about hairballs?Don't swallow then!  |
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