Okay, enough already.



It's bad enough my email inbox is so cluttered, but I'd like to be able to open my front door without wading through a pile of junk mail.




At some point this has to be considered littering; I'd love to catch them in the act. The piles have been worse than this before, but the time has come to let all you know how to stop it.

The Federal Trade Commission has provided an opt-out of junk mail for you. You can either call the number on that page or print out the letter and mail it yourself. I made the call, and the Federal Trade Commission mailed me a form which I still have to return to them, but at least it's only one letter to send instead of three. I'm waiting to see if this has any effect at all.

I figured I'd either do this or form a lynch mob to hunt down random postal carriers and leaflet distributors. I chose the one that wouldn't land me in jail.

Damn, that's fucked up.

I get so much shit at my doorsetp every week it drives me nuts.

mmmmm....Spam burgers. Anyway....I love getting those ads, coupons,and magazines. Of course it's never thrown all over the place like that.

I hate this shit!!!! Every damn day! AOL is fucking this planet up...the stuff I get from them is packaged exactly like a DVD and they come every three weeks, it seems. I recycle far more of this junk than stuff that I actually purchase. FUCK!

damn near every tuesday and saturday, my mailbox is literally overstuffed with circulars...and i have one of those skinny apartment mailboxes! it sucks, i have to weed out any bills or mail i'm actually expecting in order to prevent myself from throwin stuff out with the junk mail.

If it wasn't for spam news, I'd have no news at all...












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[Edited 3/9/05 20:45pm]

You are MORE than welcome to my non-spam mail!

Stax said:

Shit, 9s, you can have it all. What's your address?