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HEY GUYS! would it bother you if your girl farted in front of you?  just wondering
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what if it was a silent-but-deadly one?  | |
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Yes...I would kick her in her ass...and make sure my shoe gets stuck...so I never have to experience that again...  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Yes...I would kick her in her ass...and make sure my shoe gets stuck...so I never have to experience that again...
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what do you mean by "in front of"? My girlfriend farts around me every now and then...it's no big deal....but girl's farts SMELL WORSE THAN GUY'S FARTS because girl's keep it in longer. They fart less often, but are more deadly when they do.
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mrdespues said: what do you mean by "in front of"? My girlfriend farts around me every now and then...it's no big deal....but girl's farts SMELL WORSE THAN GUY'S FARTS because girl's keep it in longer. They fart less often, but are more deadly when they do.
so the deadly ones don't bother you? | |
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what if she was watching a game with you and just let it rip? | |
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animal said: what? you think women don't get gas? | |
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heybaby said: would it bother you if your girl farted in front of you?
just wondering So that was you?  | |
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luv4u said: Where is althom???
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heybaby said: what if she was watching a game with you and just let it rip?
yeah, well it pisses me off in that context. if she goes to the bathroom (as I do in turn) and farts her heart out I don't care.  | |
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mrdespues said: heybaby said: what if she was watching a game with you and just let it rip?
yeah, well it pisses me off in that context. if she goes to the bathroom (as I do in turn) and farts her heart out I don't care. what if her stomach is just killing her and she cant wait another minute? | |
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mrdespues said: heybaby said: what if she was watching a game with you and just let it rip?
yeah, well it pisses me off in that context. if she goes to the bathroom (as I do in turn) and farts her heart out I don't care. would that really make you mad? | |
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what if she did it all sexy like and slowly lifted one leg and let it rip? wouldn't that turn you on?  | |
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animal said: i know you let loose so why can't she? | |
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Sinister said: Yes...I would kick her in her ass...and make sure my shoe gets stuck...so I never have to experience that again...
i think you need a swift kick!  | |
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you know i broke up with a guy 'cause i accidently let out one in front of him (no smell or nothing just a sound  ) and he got all bent outta shape. that was it for me. sometimes a person can do or say one little thing that can completley change your mind about them.-oh and he was a slut to so that was a great incentive to fire his ass!
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heybaby said: animal said: i know you let loose so why can't she? Doesn't mean I don't mind it when she does. | |
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animal said: heybaby said: i know you let loose so why can't she? Doesn't mean I don't mind it when she does. oh well, to each its own! | |
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La la la la la laaaaa!!!!! I hate brown talk and fart talk!!!! As far as I'm concerned women don't fart (I know they do) and they don't use the bathroom. They are perfect and clean.
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: La la la la la laaaaa!!!!! I hate brown talk and fart talk!!!! As far as I'm concerned women don't fart (I know they do) and they don't use the bathroom. They are perfect and clean.
King of denial.....don't you dare!  no denial! | |
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If she owned up to it....that's fine! | |
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althom said: If she owned up to it....that's fine!
so if it was a deadly one but she said excuse me....would that still be okay? | |
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heybaby said: althom said: If she owned up to it....that's fine!
so if it was a deadly one but she said excuse me....would that still be okay? I might have to move to another country. | |
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althom said: heybaby said: so if it was a deadly one but she said excuse me....would that still be okay? I might have to move to another country. but you would still love her right? | |
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