My mom sent me TWENTY FOUR SPOONS!!!

What am I going to do with so many damn spoons??? I live in a little studio apartment and I don't throw dinner parties or stew-tasting soirees or anything like that. Maybe I should have a flan reception. I don't know. I have too damn many spoons is all I know. And they're all packaged in their own individual spoon condom and I have to take each one off individually! Sandra Bernhard said it best: Honey, the shit is just insane.

send them to me! i don't have enough. i have tons of forks, my kids use the spoons and when they empty their plates some times the spoons go in the garbage!

Create a wall hanging

actually, there's some really cute wind chimes made from older spoons

hammer them down, and the spoon part starts to look like a fish of some sort... i like the older spoons since they are a more interesting color, and the handles can be really unique....

i'll try to find a photo of what im saying.... cuz, this isnt even making sense to me

nevermind, i must still be a little drunk ..... those things are HORRIBLE to look at

nakedpianoplayer said:

sporks are no treat either.

My spoon is too big!

personally, i think i'd stand the spoons upright in the ground bordering my yard and link them with twine for a kind of 'picket fence' effect. wouldn't that be nice?

XxAxX said:

or maybe i'll give people spoons when they come over and visit me. TOFKA will have a whole place setting by the end of spring!

Anxiety said:

You could get all your buddies around your pad and then learn to play the spoons. If you guys get good enough, why not take your spoon ensemble on the road and make (me) some money?

senik said:

or the game spoons thats fun too !!

pack them up and mail them off to Vermillion, Ohio

tackam said:

my spooooon is too big!!!

as for you, anx...



you can always give this guy a jingle and he'll handle your spoon overflow.

Anxiety said:

More cocaine please

My kids keep throwing them all away! Just the spoons...go figure!

Didn't someone suggest ass eating with a spoon a few threads ago????

jerseykrs said:

with twenny-four spoons?

heybaby said:

same here!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

LMFAO!!!!!

Make 24 dessertz and appoint each one a spoon

A few suggestions...



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Anxiety said:

i'll be in Chicago next week -- can I swing by and pick up some spoons?

lilmissmissy said:

Wisdom! Right there! Go, girl.

I'm really starting to appreciate Fauxie's threads now thanks to Anxiety.

this reminds me of an old prince.org saying that went a little like this

"yeah well, you can grab a spoon and eat my ass motherfucker"

AsianBomb777 said:

I KNOW! I wish my only problem was too many spoons.

superspaceboy said:

girls like to spoon . . .

guys like to fork