this should cure you....


my 21 month old daughter woke up this morning
at 4am, and wouldnt go back to sleep, mind you she screamed and played very loudly, so I think she woke up the whole neighborhood.

tehn as were we in the bathroom getting ready, she looked at my ankle, which is allready in pain, black and green and blue from a really bad sprain, I had my aircast off because i had just gotten out of the shower, points at it says "OUCHY MOMMY" and continues to slam the door on it 2 times in a row.

Then as we were FINALLY all ready to go, she lays on the floor and kicks and screams herself through a temper tantrum.



So I hope that helps everyones problems, if you need more horror stories I can keep them coming

ella731 said:

I think I should get a percentage cut for inspiring this thread with my org note earlier.....

arn't kids wonderful

RocknRollDave said:

percentage of what, you know my track record with thread and the amount of responses

p0pRocks said:

aww yes shes not even 2 yet

ella731 said:

she's not even two?

omg she is still young enough to sell to the circus

the possibilities

RocknRollDave said:

Actually I think I've inspired this thread through Yahoo. Telling her she cured my baby fever.

Heavenly said:

She's ripping us all off, left, right and centre!


Get those royalty cheques in the post, young lady !

Heavenly said:

You mean we are not going to have 5 babies who are going to be international criminals any more

p0pRocks said:

of course we'll have 5 kids. we'll just throw them to the streets at an earlier age than we initially planned. it might help them become better criminals.

You really think I'd give up 5 years of sex with you?

Heavenly said:

i thought you loved me it's just about the sex isn't it

thats it I'm going to have gay garys babies

p0pRocks said:

Of course I love you. Why would I wanna have 5 criminal babies with someone I don't love?

And please don't change our plans, I already bought a new cow bell and chocolate syrup to cover it with

Heavenly said:

the cow bell is what gets me every time

I am so fickle

ummmmm, EXCUSE me heavenly

nakedpianoplayer said:

Yes?

awwww children what a blessing, Im still a little salty about this


I just wasnt prepared for my child to go from angle to brat in 2.1 milliseconds lol

Heavenly said:

Ariel at the rate you are proposing spawning children, you will be 33 and have about 15 kids running around

ella731 said:

Oh yes and dont forget the 4 in the oven, and the other 5 you sold to the circus

ella731 said:

Yes. well at least my kids will have brothers their own age to play with
We can start our own family school

ella731 said:

Those are just rumours. they couldn't prove it in court

ella731 said:

they all do it



my daughter is 5 going on 25

she has a habbit of knocking me for six...

p0pRocks said:

I can't even understand what you're saying when you type

I guess we'll just have to have sex with no talking

p0pRocks said:

My daughter allready goes into her room adn slams the door in my face

Girl...I think you know my track record with children..haha..having 4 of them there is ALWAYS something happening at my house... Sometimes I am surprised I made it this far with no major hospital visits!!

Ellebrianne said:

yes she has definetly turned into my spawn

we're going through the frustration of potty training. earlier this week was HELL!!! she had no problem staying dry at daycare, but we'd get home and she'd refuse to go on the toilet. (she's wearing "big girl" underwear now.) monday night i put her on the toilet and she told me she was done (hadn't peed anything). 10 minutes later she pooped in her pants. 30 minutes later she peed in her pants. i was so frustrated!!

tuesday morning she got on the toilet and then told me she was done. (hadn't peed all night, so i was sure she had to go.) she got off the toilet and 30 seconds later she peed in her pants!!! i was so angry!! when i dropped her off at daycare i told her that if she wet her pants she'd get a spanking. but then, when i picked her up at daycare after work, she was actually afraid of me. my heart broke for her, and i told her she wouldn't get any spankings for wetting her pants. and since then, we haven't had any problems! she holds it and stays dry through the night, and holds it till we go to the bathroom! she's such a sweetie! i should post a recent pic of her . . .

fantasyislander said:

please ...

Awww! She sounds wonderful!

fantasyislander said:

Potty training.....thats will be my saga next month

Mach said:

when i get home . . .

for now, there's still the pic of her in my profile page. she wasn't even a year old then, she's two and a half now!!! i can't believe how much she's grown.