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NEW Penis Stretcher 
  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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althom said: Looks like a torture device! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: althom said: Looks like a torture device! That's what I was thinking! | |
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boy people really come up with some bull  | |
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Ouch!!!!!.....does it work? 
 MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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FYI, it peels a mean potato, too.  | |
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looks more like a screwy slingshot... | |
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oh, and you can use it to program the timer on your VCR, too. | |
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Anxiety said: oh, and you can use it to program the timer on your VCR, too.
can it tighten and tone your abs? | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Anxiety said: oh, and you can use it to program the timer on your VCR, too.
can it tighten and tone your abs? tighten, yes. tone, unfortunately, no. | |
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Explain that one to the doctor  
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorCynthiasSocks said:
Satisfaction is guaranteed! "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway | |
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luv4u said: Explain that one to the doctor One time I saw a subsitute doctor who was a female and I said I needed a bigger penis. I almost rolled over laughing. I said "u better take a look at it as it is small" and she said "that will not be neccessary". She fell for it. She said something like "your too young and penis grow untill around 19 sometimes". I was about 16 at the time. | |
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CynthiasSocks said: It looks like an electric cockring | |
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Slave2daGroove said: It looks like an electric cockring wasn't that the title of a debbie gibson album? | |
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Anxiety said: Slave2daGroove said: It looks like an electric cockring wasn't that the title of a debbie gibson album? .....and it will be included with the purchase of the Playboy she's in. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: Anxiety said: wasn't that the title of a debbie gibson album? .....and it will be included with the purchase of the Playboy she's in.  | |
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oldmanjohnson said: CynthiasSocks said:
Satisfaction is guaranteed! No. Even better, it's GURANTEED!  | |
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NoodleSoup said: oldmanjohnson said: Satisfaction is guaranteed! No. Even better, it's GURANTEED! i sure hope so, dang. | |
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