Have you ever had trouble finding out the final truth about whether you are homosexual or heterosexual? Of course we all have. Admit it, you are always asking yourself "but, what if...?"

Some individuals may even conceal from themselves their true sexual identity all their lives. In many cases years of psychoterapy has been required to let these people get in touch with their most sincere sexual desires. However, there is a much quicker way to tell whether you are truly gay or not - and it won't take more than a couple of seconds! We'll have to travel back in time to our childhood (to the period when the basis for our sexual orientation was most firmly formed) and think this in the context of every kid's true favourite space fantasy saga - Star Wars. It's all very simple and bulletproof - here's how it works:



If you wanted to be Han Solo as a kid you are straight.





However, if you wanted to be Luke Skywalker you are gay.




(please notice that in case you wanted to be Han Solo and also wanted to be with Luke Skywalker you are totally gay as well.)

Hands Solo you can't even see what they're doing

Fuck that... I wanted to be Princess Leia!!

I wanted to be sike.

People, people! Be serious, this is a serious test!

Well, I DID want to be Luke...and look what happened!

Actually, I wanted to be Luke when the first movie came out, because we all thought he was gonna get the princess (hey, we didn't know they were siblings until years later). At that time, all Han got was a shaggy, smelly animal. Chewie was cool and all, but hardly attractive.

Really though, wouldn't a better test be if you were a male and wanted to be Leia??? Or C-3PO (I know, I know, he's not gay, just British)?

They both wanted to be Luke...

JediMaster said:

Isn't that the same?

Lemme ask JDinteractive.

After finding out what happens in the expanded universe after the movies, I'd rather be Luke because he hooks up with Mara Jade.

MrJoker said:

Me too-!

Byron said:

Whoa Bryon. In the photo, I am truly shocked as a trekkie. You have definitely caught Spock and Capt in a postion where no man has been before.
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MrJoker said:

shit yeah!

JediMaster said:

No, no. Then you would be just fucked up like me. That in itself has very little to do with being gay or straight.

I wanted to be Luke Skyywalker.

JediMaster said:

U don't really believe that do u JediMaster?

It had 2 have been an afterthought on George's part.

An easy way out of a complicated love triangle.

No?

Hotlegs said:

Yeah, I think that was one of the *ahem* "lost" episodes...lol Although...I did see a quick outtake/blooper from Star Trek where McCoy leans in as if to kiss Kirk on the lips...then they both start laughing...

JediMaster said:

Same thing.

RONNYRON said:

I've no doubt that's the case. I can buy that Lucas always intended Vader to be Luke's father, but the whole Leia thing seemed tacked on.

Of course, In ESB, Yoda did say there was "another", so maybe he DID intend it all along. If so, then the kiss in ESB is even more eeeeewwwww!!!

Then again, if you prefer Frodo or Sam, you might also have gay tendencies:

JediMaster said:

Indeed.

p.s. I just assumed that YODA meant, "there is another... sequel in the works"...

MPLSRAINBOW said:

I always thought Prince and Mark Hamill had similar facial structure in their youth.... now I can see how it all adds up!

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THAT IS 2

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mrdespues said:

I fucking love Slash! Some of the cheesiest -but also some of the most brilliant -fan fiction out there! It's amazing the variety of fandoms there is. Some of it's surprised even me. I've even found Prince slash.

I wanted to be Han Solo, but I'm a girl so I'm not sure what that says about me.