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ASK THE HEAD OF ORPHEUS A QUESTION 
the head of Orpheus said to answer all questions. but the head talks a lot of nonsense and narrates of what it wants, when it wants. the head might even give you a good verbal kick in the ass 
your question might be answered or instead the head might give you advice on something you hadn't thought of asking yet. tonight I will channel the head for you and let it speak to you through me, whilst I sit here, high on coffee and peppermints.. come on, you know you've got a question.... and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Why do I have to teach grammar (modal auxiliaries) to a bunch of 15-year-olds? And why is it so impossible to find a fresh way of teaching this crap?  | |
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Will it happen?  [Edited 3/4/05 12:23pm] | |
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the head of orpheus says:
"better start asking questions fuckers"  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: the head of orpheus says:
"better start asking questions fuckers" I did! | |
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Chico319 said: IstenSzek said: the head of orpheus says:
"better start asking questions fuckers" I did! Me too ! And it better gets answered ! | |
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MarieLouise said: Why do I have to teach grammar (modal auxiliaries) to a bunch of 15-year-olds? And why is it so impossible to find a fresh way of teaching this crap?
The head says: "what are modal auxiliaries" and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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MarieLouise said: Chico319 said: I did! Me too ! And it better gets answered !I think the HEAD OF ORPHEUS is up his ass!  | |
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ok here's a question. what's that thing floating off to the right of you in the water? is that a lyre? and if so won't the damp ruin it?
lovely picture by the way. | |
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IstenSzek said: MarieLouise said: Why do I have to teach grammar (modal auxiliaries) to a bunch of 15-year-olds? And why is it so impossible to find a fresh way of teaching this crap?
The head says: "what are modal auxiliaries" The Cunt of Orpheus replies : "Can Could May Might Must Ought to Shall Should Will Would" | |
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Chico319 said: Will it happen?
the head says: "yes, the penis will grow if you rub the ointment on it"  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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XxAxX said: ok here's a question. what's that thing floating off to the right of you in the water? is that a lyre? and if so won't the damp ruin it?
lovely picture by the way. the head says: "it is indeed my lyre, but it was made of the shell of a turtle so it will not be ruined by the water. my head however is another matter.."  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Chico319 said: Will it happen?
the head says: "yes, the penis will grow if you rub the ointment on it" Show me | |
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MarieLouise said: The Cunt of Orpheus replies : "Can Could May Might Must Ought to Shall Should Will Would" The head says: "Shouldn't that be the Cunt of Euredyce?" and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: MarieLouise said: The Cunt of Orpheus replies : "Can Could May Might Must Ought to Shall Should Will Would" The head says: "Shouldn't that be the Cunt of Euredyce?"  | |
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Chico319 said: IstenSzek said: The head says: "Shouldn't that be the Cunt of Euredyce?" No it can't! It ought to be the cunt of Orpheus himself. You will have to revise your mythology-lessons! Or I shall punish you ! | |
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who is worse, althom or anxiety? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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i have another question?
how come those two ladies aren't helping you out of the water? they look sad to see you there but they're just staring | |
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Chico319 said: IstenSzek said: the head says: "yes, the penis will grow if you rub the ointment on it" Show me The head says: "any of these will do. rub twice a day, for six weeks"  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Chico319 said: Show me The head says: "any of these will do. rub twice a day, for six weeks" | |
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cborgman said: who is worse, althom or anxiety?
The head says: "  "
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XxAxX said: i have another question?
how come those two ladies aren't helping you out of the water? they look sad to see you there but they're just staring The head says: "I don't want to talk about it. now ask me something relevant "and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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cborgman said: who is worse, althom or anxiety?
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althom said: cborgman said: who is worse, althom or anxiety?
that wasn't the head, that's curtesy of me and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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althom said: cborgman said: who is worse, althom or anxiety?
worse... at checkers.  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: althom said: worse... at checkers. The heas says: "in that case: Anxiety" and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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How do I get Cborgman to SHUT HIS CAKE HOLE? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: How do I get Cborgman to SHUT HIS CAKE HOLE?
The head says: "by filling it"  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: superspaceboy said: How do I get Cborgman to SHUT HIS CAKE HOLE?
The head says: "by filling it" please, head, don't encourage his nasty fantasies of me Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: please, head, don't encourage his nasty fantasies of me The head says: "  "and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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