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For all y'all with baby fever this should cure you....
my 21 month old daughter woke up this morning at 4am, and wouldnt go back to sleep, mind you she screamed and played very loudly, so I think she woke up the whole neighborhood. tehn as were we in the bathroom getting ready, she looked at my ankle, which is allready in pain, black and green and blue from a really bad sprain, I had my aircast off because i had just gotten out of the shower, points at it says "OUCHY MOMMY" and continues to slam the door on it 2 times in a row. Then as we were FINALLY all ready to go, she lays on the floor and kicks and screams herself through a temper tantrum. So I hope that helps everyones problems, if you need more horror stories I can keep them coming | |
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ella731 said: this should cure you....
my 21 month old daughter woke up this morning at 4am, and wouldnt go back to sleep, mind you she screamed and played very loudly, so I think she woke up the whole neighborhood. tehn as were we in the bathroom getting ready, she looked at my ankle, which is allready in pain, black and green and blue from a really bad sprain, I had my aircast off because i had just gotten out of the shower, points at it says "OUCHY MOMMY" and continues to slam the door on it 2 times in a row. Then as we were FINALLY all ready to go, she lays on the floor and kicks and screams herself through a temper tantrum. So I hope that helps everyones problems, if you need more horror stories I can keep them coming I think I should get a percentage cut for inspiring this thread with my org note earlier..... | |
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arn't kids wonderful
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RocknRollDave said: ella731 said: this should cure you....
my 21 month old daughter woke up this morning at 4am, and wouldnt go back to sleep, mind you she screamed and played very loudly, so I think she woke up the whole neighborhood. tehn as were we in the bathroom getting ready, she looked at my ankle, which is allready in pain, black and green and blue from a really bad sprain, I had my aircast off because i had just gotten out of the shower, points at it says "OUCHY MOMMY" and continues to slam the door on it 2 times in a row. Then as we were FINALLY all ready to go, she lays on the floor and kicks and screams herself through a temper tantrum. So I hope that helps everyones problems, if you need more horror stories I can keep them coming I think I should get a percentage cut for inspiring this thread with my org note earlier..... percentage of what, you know my track record with thread and the amount of responses | |
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p0pRocks said: arn't kids wonderful
aww yes shes not even 2 yet | |
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ella731 said: p0pRocks said: arn't kids wonderful
aww yes shes not even 2 yet she's not even two? omg she is still young enough to sell to the circus the possibilities | |
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RocknRollDave said: ella731 said: this should cure you....
my 21 month old daughter woke up this morning at 4am, and wouldnt go back to sleep, mind you she screamed and played very loudly, so I think she woke up the whole neighborhood. tehn as were we in the bathroom getting ready, she looked at my ankle, which is allready in pain, black and green and blue from a really bad sprain, I had my aircast off because i had just gotten out of the shower, points at it says "OUCHY MOMMY" and continues to slam the door on it 2 times in a row. Then as we were FINALLY all ready to go, she lays on the floor and kicks and screams herself through a temper tantrum. So I hope that helps everyones problems, if you need more horror stories I can keep them coming I think I should get a percentage cut for inspiring this thread with my org note earlier..... Actually I think I've inspired this thread through Yahoo. Telling her she cured my baby fever. | |
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Heavenly said: RocknRollDave said: I think I should get a percentage cut for inspiring this thread with my org note earlier..... Actually I think I've inspired this thread through Yahoo. Telling her she cured my baby fever. She's ripping us all off, left, right and centre! Get those royalty cheques in the post, young lady ! | |
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Heavenly said: RocknRollDave said: I think I should get a percentage cut for inspiring this thread with my org note earlier..... Actually I think I've inspired this thread through Yahoo. Telling her she cured my baby fever. You mean we are not going to have 5 babies who are going to be international criminals any more | |
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p0pRocks said: Heavenly said: Actually I think I've inspired this thread through Yahoo. Telling her she cured my baby fever. You mean we are not going to have 5 babies who are going to be international criminals any more of course we'll have 5 kids. we'll just throw them to the streets at an earlier age than we initially planned. it might help them become better criminals. You really think I'd give up 5 years of sex with you? | |
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Heavenly said: p0pRocks said: You mean we are not going to have 5 babies who are going to be international criminals any more of course we'll have 5 kids. we'll just throw them to the streets at an earlier age than we initially planned. it might help them become better criminals. You really think I'd give up 5 years of sex with you? i thought you loved me it's just about the sex isn't it thats it I'm going to have gay garys babies | |
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p0pRocks said: Heavenly said: of course we'll have 5 kids. we'll just throw them to the streets at an earlier age than we initially planned. it might help them become better criminals. You really think I'd give up 5 years of sex with you? i thought you loved me it's just about the sex isn't it thats it I'm going to have gay garys babies Of course I love you. Why would I wanna have 5 criminal babies with someone I don't love? And please don't change our plans, I already bought a new cow bell and chocolate syrup to cover it with | |
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Heavenly said: p0pRocks said: i thought you loved me it's just about the sex isn't it thats it I'm going to have gay garys babies Of course I love you. Why would I wanna have 5 criminal babies with someone I don't love? And please don't change our plans, I already bought a new cow bell and chocolate syrup to cover it with the cow bell is what gets me every time I am so fickle | |
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ummmmm, EXCUSE me heavenly One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: ummmmm, EXCUSE me heavenly
Yes? | |
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awwww children what a blessing, Im still a little salty about this
I just wasnt prepared for my child to go from angle to brat in 2.1 milliseconds lol | |
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Heavenly said: nakedpianoplayer said: ummmmm, EXCUSE me heavenly
Yes? Ariel at the rate you are proposing spawning children, you will be 33 and have about 15 kids running around | |
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ella731 said: Heavenly said: Yes? Ariel at the rate you are proposing spawning children, you will be 33 and have about 15 kids running around Oh yes and dont forget the 4 in the oven, and the other 5 you sold to the circus | |
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ella731 said: Heavenly said: Yes? Ariel at the rate you are proposing spawning children, you will be 33 and have about 15 kids running around Yes. well at least my kids will have brothers their own age to play with We can start our own family school | |
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ella731 said: ella731 said: Ariel at the rate you are proposing spawning children, you will be 33 and have about 15 kids running around Oh yes and dont forget the 4 in the oven, and the other 5 you sold to the circus Those are just rumours. they couldn't prove it in court | |
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ella731 said: awwww children what a blessing, Im still a little salty about this
I just wasnt prepared for my child to go from angle to brat in 2.1 milliseconds lol they all do it my daughter is 5 going on 25 she has a habbit of knocking me for six... | |
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p0pRocks said: ella731 said: awwww children what a blessing, Im still a little salty about this
I just wasnt prepared for my child to go from angle to brat in 2.1 milliseconds lol they all do it my daughter is 5 going on 25 she has a habbit of knocking me for six... I can't even understand what you're saying when you type I guess we'll just have to have sex with no talking | |
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p0pRocks said: ella731 said: awwww children what a blessing, Im still a little salty about this
I just wasnt prepared for my child to go from angle to brat in 2.1 milliseconds lol they all do it my daughter is 5 going on 25 she has a habbit of knocking me for six... My daughter allready goes into her room adn slams the door in my face | |
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Girl...I think you know my track record with children..haha..having 4 of them there is ALWAYS something happening at my house... Sometimes I am surprised I made it this far with no major hospital visits!! | |
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Ellebrianne said: Girl...I think you know my track record with children..haha..having 4 of them there is ALWAYS something happening at my house... Sometimes I am surprised I made it this far with no major hospital visits!!
yes she has definetly turned into my spawn | |
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we're going through the frustration of potty training. earlier this week was HELL!!! she had no problem staying dry at daycare, but we'd get home and she'd refuse to go on the toilet. (she's wearing "big girl" underwear now.) monday night i put her on the toilet and she told me she was done (hadn't peed anything). 10 minutes later she pooped in her pants. 30 minutes later she peed in her pants. i was so frustrated!!
tuesday morning she got on the toilet and then told me she was done. (hadn't peed all night, so i was sure she had to go.) she got off the toilet and 30 seconds later she peed in her pants!!! i was so angry!! when i dropped her off at daycare i told her that if she wet her pants she'd get a spanking. but then, when i picked her up at daycare after work, she was actually afraid of me. my heart broke for her, and i told her she wouldn't get any spankings for wetting her pants. and since then, we haven't had any problems! she holds it and stays dry through the night, and holds it till we go to the bathroom! she's such a sweetie! i should post a recent pic of her . . . | |
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fantasyislander said: i should post a recent pic of her . . .
please ... | |
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Awww! She sounds wonderful! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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fantasyislander said: we're going through the frustration of potty training. earlier this week was HELL!!! she had no problem staying dry at daycare, but we'd get home and she'd refuse to go on the toilet. (she's wearing "big girl" underwear now.) monday night i put her on the toilet and she told me she was done (hadn't peed anything). 10 minutes later she pooped in her pants. 30 minutes later she peed in her pants. i was so frustrated!!
tuesday morning she got on the toilet and then told me she was done. (hadn't peed all night, so i was sure she had to go.) she got off the toilet and 30 seconds later she peed in her pants!!! i was so angry!! when i dropped her off at daycare i told her that if she wet her pants she'd get a spanking. but then, when i picked her up at daycare after work, she was actually afraid of me. my heart broke for her, and i told her she wouldn't get any spankings for wetting her pants. and since then, we haven't had any problems! she holds it and stays dry through the night, and holds it till we go to the bathroom! she's such a sweetie! i should post a recent pic of her . . . Potty training.....thats will be my saga next month | |
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Mach said: fantasyislander said: i should post a recent pic of her . . .
please ... when i get home . . . for now, there's still the pic of her in my profile page. she wasn't even a year old then, she's two and a half now!!! i can't believe how much she's grown. | |
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