OK, maybe I live under a pop culture rock or somthin. What exactly is a Donky Punch? I heard it i a song...actually the song is called Donkey Punch. SOmething about hitting someone on the back of the head.

Can someone please help me out here?

ok so a guys's doing a chick from behind right...and right before he "arrives" he smokes the chick in the back of her head, this tightens the muscles in her bum, so he gets off better...thats basically what i kno it as

mmmm, i love when i go to a party and they're serving a big, smelly bowl of donkey punch. hits the spot!

Anxiety said:

What kind of parties do you go to?

SammiJ said:

Now, can you give us the definition of a mung?

SammiJ said:

You know if a girl is doing her "job" well...one doesn't need to Donkey Punch her.

Butt clench excercises go a long way

sinisterpentatonic said:

that one i dont know LOL
i know a few others tho

butt clenches eh? hmmmm

SammiJ said:

Mung [n, v] - Two people dig up the corpse of the recently
deceased. One undresses the mungee and places his mouth over
the labia. The other backs up and does a running jump onto
the corpse's chest. The second person has to eat everything
that enters his mouth. Insult, seen here in context: "I'm
going to mung your grandmother!"

Cloudbuster and I plan on doing this to christopher when he passes.

I've posted this definition several times here at the org, I just think this is something everyone should know.

sinisterpentatonic said:

Okay, wow.....for the first time I'm speechless.

sinisterpentatonic said:

OK...That I did NOT need to know. Ewww Ewww Ewwwww!

superspaceboy said:

On second thought, we might not be able to pull this off on christopher, I don't think he has a labia.

TheBatman said:

k this one i know
LMMFAO..omg, ok lemme stop laughing first


its when someone (ANYONE) sticks their finger up someone else's ass and then wipes the brown on their upper lip..so it looks like they got a lil teenstache and they look like someone named dirty sanchez...its not a real person but yeah LOL
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That is the funniest, and grossest thing I ever heard.

I can't imagine anyone being able to pull that off, but I would pay to see that!

SammiJ said:

Are you sure? I thought it was more sexual than that?

superspaceboy said:

well thats what ive always known it as,my friends 2..maybe some ppl use the cock au lieu of a finger??? LOL

man this is mess'd

TheBatman said:

I mean

1) who would think of such a thing and do it?
2) after reading such a thing...who'd actually get so turned on, they'd try it
3) How many people have actually done this? I mean you gotta dig up a corpse...not really a common thing

superspaceboy said:

Cloudbuster.



Cloudbuster.




Well, Gold319 said she's done it.

donkey punch n. Of bum games, to knock your partner out cold with a blow to the back of the head whilst in the vinegar strokes. Said to have ther same aphrodisiacal effect as slamming a goose's neck in a drawer whilst commiting bestiality. Don't try either.

Also see...

Vinegar strokes n. Of males 'on the job'. The final stages of intercourse or masturbation. From the similar facial expression associated with sipping vinegar.
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This was really an appreciation thread for ABomb.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

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superspaceboy said:

XXXtremely XXXclusive parties.

Anxiety said:

Ahhh the old macdonald kind. I see.

SammiJ said:

You found it even funnier than you first thought eh?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

TwinkleBitch said:

SammiJ said:

Pussy or ass I believe.

On that note, it feels funny when a girl sneezes or coughs while you're fucking her. Also heard stories about guys fucking drunk chicks and at one point while fucking they had to puke. Supposedly the best feeling around your cock, but I think I could do without the puking.

animal said:

Animal, I think I have found the straight version of me.....