Hello all Sinister here...I have decided to help the newbies and lurkers that frequent this site hourly, daily, monthly or whateverly...I have been here since 2000 lurking and posting and I have learned the tricks of the trade here on the org....I have seen them all come and go....Been there...Done that...bought the T-shirt....So for the rookies out there I will list some words of wisdom for those entering the asylum we call the org....I will stick with the GD section for now, but will add some other section stuff. Please fellow org veterans feel free to add your own insight and experience...Im all about helping the youngins...Dre loves the kids...

*Disclaimer* All comments are in fun so don't get your panties or boxers in a bunch please...


*Ahem* Here we go....



-People here are insane (this is the most important thing to remember and will be referenced OFTEN)

-Do not be surprised if you our harrassed or hated on by someone with the same or similar user name as yours. (See the first entry about people here being insane...If you run into that remember this person has some Doctor Phil issues and just orgnote them the time and channel for them to watch and get help... )

-Post your picture at you own risk....(Now this can go 3 ways...One you are seen a fine or sexy by the masses and granted instant love and popularity or you are shunned and treated like an leper sent to the bad side of the org aka the Prince artists and more...Forever to discuss Morris Day and Jeromes "Baggies" and Tony M. 3rd you will just be ignored and seen as average looking and not lose nor gain any ground....) Shallow I know but that is the world we live in...

-Just because you post 4 times a month does not mean you will be put on a list. (The people put on lists are: Clique members, Friends, Popular orgers who are here all the time, and occasional ex-departed formally popular orgers. If you don't post a lot or go to the chat room you will not be picked...So don't embarass yourself by going to the enivitable "Unpopular or we Never get listed" Threads that appear right after the popularity threads. Remember you graduated high school to get away from things like this...

-Please do not judge gender by an orgers avatar...(If someone has Johhny Depp as their avatar does not mean they are male...If someone has huge tits as theirs does not mean they are a woman...But if someone has a picture of a robot means they are a robot and want to give you "computer love" Just remember to cover your floppy disk or drive....There are viruses... )

-Ladies...Please DO NOT be surprised that if you post your pic and you are "deemed" attractive or fine by the men here that your org box will be full....and there will be a picture of someones penis in one of the notes...I know I know gross but that is some people's idea of "Kicking game" here... )

-This is a Chat Room.....This is a Chat Room....This is a Chat Room This is a Chat Room.....This is a Chat Room....This is a Chat Room This is a Chat Room.....This is a Chat Room....This is a Chat Room This is a Chat Room.....This is a Chat Room....This is a Chat Room...Do you see the pattern? Get the picture? Smell what the Rock is cookin? Good... Please don't take things here personal...

-If you happen to dare venture in the Prince Music forum remember to first accept Prince as your lord and savior...Unless you want to be known as one of the "Banished Ones" and forever spoken to in riddles and slang from the Rainbow Children CD...



More to come...please feel free to add your wisdom to the Handbook....

telalla said:

DONT RUN WITH SISSORS





SERIOUSLY !

Sinister said:

Come and get it

telalla said:

Shut it!!!!!

althom said:

- Some people come here just to argue (They may say debate but really it's just arguing and nitpicking....Happens all the time and the sooner you understand and remember this the less irritated you will be.)

- Some people come here just to bait you (They start threads with outlandish titles like "Why do gay people all act like Jack from Will and Grace" "Why do blacks eat so much chicken" "Your momma's a ho!" Ok that last one was one I am hoping to log on and see someday...I can dream can't I? Anyway recognize poop when you see it, and don't let it bother you cause if it does then they will see it as a green light for more crap threads.)

-Sex threads sell (Tired of your threads on the 5th page 10 mins after posting it? Make a sex thread...does not matter about what or how graphic....You will be guaranteed views and responses....what can I say sex sells everywhere

charlottegelin said:

Sinister said:

telalla said:

charlottegelin said:

MrJoker said:

Althom is not the only one around here with vibrating attachments you know!

telalla said:

Oh my! Now THAT's nutty!

charlottegelin said:

althom said:

robots cannot use aforementioned attachments on each other,

charlottegelin said:

WHAT?????

althom said:

it is not SAFE, you could blow a fuse

althom said:

charlottegelin said:

I'll take the risk!

althom said:

- Thread Jacking is a way of life here....(Steal a thread no matter the topic...no matter the seriousness or silliness....Begin talking with your friends about bacon and in no time you will turn an serious Vegeterian thread into a serious discussion of pork and pork by products.... )

- P&R Forum...this deserves it's own thread...(I have said this before and I will say this again....If you have kids take them out of school IMEDIATELY and place them squarely in front of the computer and let be educated by the wisdom found there. Some of these people are never wrong...who wouldn't want education from masters of logic like that?


- Beware the Assclowns...(No you may be saying "Self? What is an Assclown?" The Sin definition is a person male or female who is negative and acts like an ass yet thinks they are funny.... A complete and total tool and yet not funny on top of it....I lovingly joke when I call 9s an Assclown he is my hommie...but they really exist here....like children of the corn...you make a good thread and they will rise to spread assclownery in their wake...We need UN approval before we can start getting rid of them...

- Contest threads... (Caption contests or Photoshop contests...Now these are fun to see and usually they are great and fair....Buuuuut you must remember sometimes your status here influences the judges decisions. If you are hated you may not win regardless...If you are well liked well maybe the judge does not like you....But most of them are fair though...but the easy way to win is always sleep with the judge...So you gotta get a shot in the mouth from some orger to win the Photoshop contest...its worth it right?

- Contradictions...(Have you ever seen an orger say "These popularity threads make me sick! This is like a damn high school!" Then turn around and get listed at some point later then all the sudden it's ok to have threads like this as long as I get listed....Just one of the many contridictions here on the org...If not included they hate and pout....If included all is well...Nothing wrong with this though...it's human nature...why...why...tell em that it's human nature...why....why...why...they do me that waaaaayyy OHHHHH WHYYYYY OHHHHH WHYYY OHHHH WHHHHYYY IIIII *cough* Sorry everytime I type Human Nature I can't help but sing the song...

Sinister said:

Thank you Sinister

wish this was around when i came

luv4u said:

Hi Luv

heybaby said:

See this is why I felt the need to make a manual for the newbies...so many of us had to go the hard way Maybe I will make a time machine?

Sinister said:

yeah that would work. then i wouldn't have asked about mani, how to post pics, or ask if prince ever posts on here now i see it a million times now.