i hate it when you buy an icecream cone that you really LOVE with your BESTEST friend that you trust with anything... and then you have to go potty, so you ask her to hold it for you - then when you come back, you find out that she ate it all

that really sucks, dontcha think ?

nakedpianoplayer said:

You still use a potty?

I get more annoyed by the endless agony of life crippling me with it's unbearable pain.

Oh, and drawers that don't shut properly.

althom said:

I just don't trust friends anymore not even with my ice cream

nakedpianoplayer said:

Well thats pretty bad but at least they didn't put laxatives in it

lil1 said:

So they got to you, too?

Here hon..have two!!

HowComeYouDontCallme said:

thanks sweetie but, i had one of my OWN... my 'best' friend took it away and called it her own, that makes her a bitch, right ?

nakedpianoplayer said:

Yep!!
That's why I gave you these two big ones , so you can make her real jealous!!








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nakedpianoplayer said:

well if you hadn't taken so long in the bathroom I wouldn't have eaten your ice cream

althom said:

althom, you need to remember that some people don't like to crap in their pants.

Anxiety said:

i hate it when i'm in class and the teacher has nothing else to say about that day's lesson but then tries to think of ship to fill in the time when they can just let us go

* goes back to 7th grade *


i asked my very best freind to hold my ice cream while i tied my shoe ( we were walking home from livonia mall )

she takes it ... i bend down to tie my shoe and look up at her as i did so ... she took a few licks ... ( without bothering to ASK )

i stood up... she handed me the cone ... i took it and smashed it onto the top of her head saying ...

next time i offer to buy you ice cream ... GET YOUR OWN

then walked off leaving her there with pink and blue ( superman ) icecream dripping down her hair and face

Mach said:

could we have been over-reacting perhaps

charlottegelin said:

i was 12 - 13 ish ... i offered to buy her her OWN !!!

i wasnt over reacting ...

Dat never'z happened wif me everz!! I just tell'em i got cootiez!!!

Mach said:

never, ever take your eyes from your food. after the food taster has tried it and not fallen dead, slide the food immediately from his tray and guard it with both elbows planted on either side of the plate. then, without delay, consume your food as rapidly as possible, pausing not to chew or even swallow and never taking your eyes from the food. this is the only safe way.

XxAxX said:

hello ms xxaxx guru

Mach said:

whoa! i

shausler said:

hey shausler where the heck have you been???

XxAxX said:

reading your p n r posts are a full time job

no time but to listen and learn i say

shausler said:

oh man. you read all that crap?
sweetie, don't you bother your pretty head with that nonsense i blather on about. it's nothing but a giant burp resultin' from indigestion of the soul

nakedpianoplayer said:

Do this to her next time ----->

luv4u said:

if i have a chair handy - i sure will

i hate when i'm playing pacman i get caught by a ghost as soon as i get a free man!

oh, sweetie, I hate that too. Who's ass do I kick?

that stupid red ghost!!!

heybaby said:

that brings back memories of the 80s