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What does the next Orger have to beat? Lay down a challenge to the next Orger by seeing if they can beat your claim to superiority.
I'll start. Last week, I skateboarded around the world on one leg, within 27 days, hitch-hiking on lifeboats and microlight aircrafts as and when necessary. Beat that! | |
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I'm chris, and i'm fantastic.
good luck topping that. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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i have bigger boobs than you. HA! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: i have bigger boobs than you. HA!
I don't think so! I just ate 5 pancakes! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: i have bigger boobs than you. HA!
damn, ya got me there... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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I could eat THIS BY MYSELF!
c'mon sucka "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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cborgman said: I'm chris, and i'm fantastic.
good luck topping that. Even maple syrup could top that. Oh, and by the way... Yesterday, I finally brought peace to the Middle East, but more importantly I've managed to persuade Prince to start swearing and singing songs about coarse sex again for his next album. | |
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i stole threadcula's cake when she wasn't looking... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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I can masturbate 24/7 | |
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ThreadCula said: I could eat THIS BY MYSELF!
I could get that stuck between my teeth and not realise it's there. | |
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Heavenly said: I can masturbate 24/7
I can masturbate 26/8!!! | |
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cborgman said: i stole threadcula's cake when she wasn't looking...
give it back "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Enigmoid said: Heavenly said: I can masturbate 24/7
I can masturbate 26/8!!! I can do it without touching myself HA "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Heavenly said: I can masturbate 24/7
with your both your hands and both your feet? | |
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cborgman said: i stole threadcula's cake when she wasn't looking...
:ikeslap: | |
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ThreadCula said: Enigmoid said: I can masturbate 26/8!!! I can do it without touching myself HA Are you Sting? | |
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Enigmoid said: ThreadCula said: I can do it without touching myself HA Are you Sting? yes i am "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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ThreadCula said: Enigmoid said: I can masturbate 26/8!!! I can do it without touching myself HA with the corner of the washing machine while it's in spin cycle? I have always wondered if this would work | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: I can juggle with with three small bean bags.
OoOOOooh, we'll never beat that. | |
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ThreadCula said: Enigmoid said: Are you Sting? yes i am Well, can you stop making shite, 'holier-than-thou, make-the-world-a-better-place' records? You self-righteous arse! | |
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i'm going to be the next pope Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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ThreadCula said: Enigmoid said: I can masturbate 26/8!!! I can do it without touching myself HA And that is why you're my org girlfriend | |
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cborgman said: i'm going to be the next pope
I'm already an angel | |
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Enigmoid said: ThreadCula said: yes i am Well, can you stop making shite, 'holier-than-thou, make-the-world-a-better-place' records? You self-righteous arse! No,It pays to make'holier-than-thou, make-the-world-a-better-place' records "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Heavenly said: ThreadCula said: I can do it without touching myself HA And that is why you're my org girlfriend "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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cborgman said: i'm going to be the next pope
Well, get your potentially fatal illness ready. By the way, I'm going to meet God tomorrow to chat about what I think is right/wrong with the universe. Anybody got any questions that they want to ask me? No questions from homosexuals, please. You know how God hates them and quite rightly so. | |
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Enigmoid said: cborgman said: i'm going to be the next pope
Well, get your potentially fatal illness ready. By the way, I'm going to meet God tomorrow to chat about what I think is right/wrong with the universe. Anybody got any questions that they want to ask me? No questions from homosexuals, please. You know how God hates them and quite rightly so. Ask him to give me back the tetris game he borrowed from me 15 years ago. | |
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Heavenly said: Enigmoid said: Well, get your potentially fatal illness ready. By the way, I'm going to meet God tomorrow to chat about what I think is right/wrong with the universe. Anybody got any questions that they want to ask me? No questions from homosexuals, please. You know how God hates them and quite rightly so. Ask him to give me back the tetris game he borrowed from me 15 years ago. Wait, didn't you already say that you swapped it for everlasting happiness? Don't welch on your deal. | |
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i suck at everything more than anyone else in the whole universe. there isn't a single thing on god's grey earth at which i do not suck significantly.
that is all. | |
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Enigmoid said: Heavenly said: Ask him to give me back the tetris game he borrowed from me 15 years ago. Wait, didn't you already say that you swapped it for everlasting happiness? Don't welch on your deal. No, that was the Black Album that I've swapped. | |
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