MIGUELGOMEZ said: animal said: Pussy or ass I believe. On that note, it feels funny when a girl sneezes or coughs while you're fucking her. Also heard stories about guys fucking drunk chicks and at one point while fucking they had to puke. Supposedly the best feeling around your cock, but I think I could do without the puking. Animal, I think I have found the straight version of me..... I wish I was gay. | |
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have we jus made a Love Connection????? | |
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Who'd a thunk on this thread 2 found love.
sorta scares me. | |
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TwinkleBitch said: Who'd a thunk on this thread 2 found love.
sorta scares me. doesnt it? | |
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Thread of the year!
Mung, Dirty Sanchez and Donkey Punches all in one thread. There's also the Angry Dragon, I can't believe I'm going to acknowledge my knowledge any further, must stop laughing The Angry Dragon is where a guy cums in someones mouth (male or female) and then slaps them in the back of the head so that it comes out of their nose, and they're as mad as a dragon (sometimes nostrils also flare). laughing typos - edit [Edited 3/1/05 18:01pm] | |
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Slave2daGroove said: Thread of the year!
Mung, Dirty Sanchez and Donkey Punches all in one thread. There's also the Angry Dragon, I can't believe I'm going to acknowledge my knowledge any further, must stop laughing The Angry Dragon is where a guy cums in someones mouth (male or female) and then slaps them in the back of the head so that it comes out of their nose, and they're as mad as a dragon (sometimes nostrils also flare). laughing typos - edit [Edited 3/1/05 18:01pm] lmmfao ive heard of that one and the zombie...lets see who knows what that one is | |
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SammiJ said: ok so a guys's doing a chick from behind right...and right before he "arrives" he smokes the chick in the back of her head, this tightens the muscles in her bum, so he gets off better...thats basically what i kno it as
SammiJ, how in the hell do you know all of this stuff girl? Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: SammiJ said: ok so a guys's doing a chick from behind right...and right before he "arrives" he smokes the chick in the back of her head, this tightens the muscles in her bum, so he gets off better...thats basically what i kno it as
SammiJ, how in the hell do you know all of this stuff girl? i used 2 hang out with boys my age...around 17-18 nuff said i would say lol | |
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I work with nothing but men for the last fifteen years and they know nothing compared to you! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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animal said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Animal, I think I have found the straight version of me..... I wish I was gay. Aww come one!!! You are what you are, be proud. It seems like you are pretty kinky with the girls. I kind of like somewhat rough sex. Do you, and if you do is it hard for you to find a woman that agrees with it? I mean, I've never really dated women. A lot of my girl friends always talk to me about rough sex and how they like it. Mind, you these are pretty conservative women with kids and stuff. Just curious. Women, respond if it moves you. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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What do you call it when you hold someones nose whilst they're giving you head? | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: What do you call it when you hold someones nose whilst they're giving you head?
SUFFOCATION! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: sinisterpentatonic said: What do you call it when you hold someones nose whilst they're giving you head?
SUFFOCATION! Valsalva [n] - The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: SUFFOCATION! Valsalva [n] - The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward That's funny stuff. Btw, wasn't there like a list or link someone posted a while back that had this long list of um,...alternate enjoyment? You know, it had the dirty sanchez, rimming, etc. and their definitons? Anyone have that link? I am MrVictor.... | |
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Have you ever heard of a Roman shower though? Let's see who knows what that is, without looking it up of course. | |
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animal said: Have you ever heard of a Roman shower though? Let's see who knows what that is, without looking it up of course.
Throwing up on someone during sex. DO I WIN!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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you and casey trying new things? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: animal said: Have you ever heard of a Roman shower though? Let's see who knows what that is, without looking it up of course.
Throwing up on someone during sex. DO I WIN!!! Damnit, you are sick! How do you know this stuff? | |
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cborgman said: you and casey trying new things?
I just wanted to make sure you didn't lose conscousness. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: cborgman said: you and casey trying new things?
I just wanted to make sure you didn't lose conscousness. dirty bastid... Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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I prefer a Rusty Trombone, myself. You'll have to look that one up on your own! | |
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OdysseyMiles said: I prefer a Rusty Trombone, myself. You'll have to look that one up on your own!
tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie. [Edited 3/2/05 12:54pm] | |
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animal said: OdysseyMiles said: I prefer a Rusty Trombone, myself. You'll have to look that one up on your own!
tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie. [Edited 3/2/05 12:54pm] My specialty, minus the gas and the croutons on that salad. [Edited 3/2/05 13:17pm] MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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animal said: OdysseyMiles said: I prefer a Rusty Trombone, myself. You'll have to look that one up on your own!
tossin the salad while yankin the tubesteak smothered in underwear. unless there is some wanted or unwanted gas. then it's reffered to as a rusty gillespie. | |
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