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Thread started 03/01/05 11:44am

SupaFunkyOrgan
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A tip for the straight guys on how to tell if a chick is trying to trap you.....

Ever heard of women stuffing the condom after it's been used? I was listening to a radio show and callers were telling stories of how women trapped them by getting pregnant, you know things like saying they were on the pill or poking holes in the condom etc....

Well one guy called in telling how he walked in on his girlfriend digging through the bathroom trash after they had had sex. He asked her what she was doing and she said "nothing, just thought I dropped something in there" and he got suspicious becuase she had previously said she wanted kids and he said he didn't, that is why he was using the condom.

So the next time they had sex he threw the condom in the trash like he always did. But beforehand, he decided to do something to confirm if his girlfriend was in fact stuffing the condom. So he put Tabasco in the used condom before putting it in the trash. A couple minutes later after his girlfriend went to the restroom, he heard shrieks omfg Guess the guy knew the answer to his question huh? evillol

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Reply #1 posted 03/01/05 11:55am

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It takes 2 to tango
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Reply #2 posted 03/01/05 12:01pm

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luv4u said:

It takes 2 to tango

I know that. But this is very different than the usual irresponsible guy story because the chick is being extremely devious in this case. She deserves a burned twat nod
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Reply #3 posted 03/01/05 12:07pm

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A note to all of the dumb ass women doing that bullshit...It is not the 1950's! Men will leave your ass anyway, baby or not! Then you will be stuck with a idiot for the rest of your life. Your poor child will sent through the ringer because of your selfishness and destructive behavior. Not cool!
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Reply #4 posted 03/01/05 12:10pm

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A note to all of the dumb ass women doing that bullshit...It is not the 1950's! Men will leave your ass anyway, baby or not! Then you will be stuck with a idiot for the rest of your life. Your poor child will sent through the ringer because of your selfishness and destructive behavior. Not cool!


So true, so true. I never got why some women don't see that. rolleyes
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Reply #5 posted 03/01/05 12:13pm

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well we should all just go gay.
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Reply #6 posted 03/01/05 12:14pm

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shrug
The same as my friend from New Orleans putting a mojo on her boyfriend to keep him. After he started beating her ass she decides to leave him. Then the mojo kicks in and this fool is stalking her and telling her no one is going to have her if he can't. Karma is a bitch. She is a dumb ass!
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Reply #7 posted 03/01/05 12:18pm

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shrug
The same as my friend from New Orleans putting a mojo on her boyfriend to keep him. After he started beating her ass she decides to leave him. Then the mojo kicks in and this fool is stalking her and telling her no one is going to have her if he can't. Karma is a bitch. She is a dumb ass!


OMG, that's just as bad as trapping a man with pregnancy!
And yes, karma IS a bitch! Bet she wishes she never did that shit.
Hope he doesn't torture her too long, though - I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
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Reply #8 posted 03/01/05 12:18pm

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Holy fuck! eek evillol It's sad when people get so desperate, especially when you're a woman digging around for sperm in a garbage can disbelief
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Reply #9 posted 03/01/05 12:18pm

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AsianBomb777 said:

well we should all just go gay.


Like that will make a difference! It happens on both ends of the sexual scale.
Nice try!! I prefer my big beautiful men of all shades! love2
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Reply #10 posted 03/01/05 12:20pm

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1sexymf said:

ShySlantedEye1 said:

shrug
The same as my friend from New Orleans putting a mojo on her boyfriend to keep him. After he started beating her ass she decides to leave him. Then the mojo kicks in and this fool is stalking her and telling her no one is going to have her if he can't. Karma is a bitch. She is a dumb ass!


OMG, that's just as bad as trapping a man with pregnancy!
And yes, karma IS a bitch! Bet she wishes she never did that shit.
Hope he doesn't torture her too long, though - I wouldn't wish that on anyone.


She joined the Army.
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Reply #11 posted 03/01/05 12:22pm

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well we should all just go gay.


Please no.
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Reply #12 posted 03/01/05 12:24pm

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1sexymf said:



OMG, that's just as bad as trapping a man with pregnancy!
And yes, karma IS a bitch! Bet she wishes she never did that shit.
Hope he doesn't torture her too long, though - I wouldn't wish that on anyone.


She joined the Army.


eek To get away from him???
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Reply #13 posted 03/01/05 12:24pm

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I had a roommate who's been a victim of this, TWICE!! disbelief
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Reply #14 posted 03/01/05 12:25pm

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HamsterHuey said:

AsianBomb777 said:

well we should all just go gay.


Please no.


I thought the more the merrier or is that fairier? confuse rainbow
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Reply #15 posted 03/01/05 12:26pm

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sinisterpentatonic said:

I had a roommate who's been a victim of this, TWICE!! disbelief
you all know I'm usually pulling this on the guys chair But i have to side with victimized men on this. Manipulative, evil, caniving witches who would think of doing this deserve every bad thing they get. Set those condoms on fire boys!

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Reply #16 posted 03/01/05 12:29pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

I had a roommate who's been a victim of this, TWICE!! disbelief
you all know I'm usually pulling this on the guys chair But i have to side with victimized men on this. Manipulative, evil, caniving witches who would think of doing this deserve every bad thing they get. Set those condoms on fire boys!




I know one is partially his fault, he knew how crazy that girl was about him. nod
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Reply #17 posted 03/01/05 12:29pm

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Did it dawn on her that the semen was red??
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Reply #18 posted 03/01/05 12:30pm

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Tom said:

Did it dawn on her that the semen was red??


Maybe her boyfriend had serious wiener problems biggrin
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Reply #19 posted 03/01/05 12:30pm

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Tom said:

Did it dawn on her that the semen was red??


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Reply #20 posted 03/01/05 12:30pm

1sexymf

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I had a roommate who's been a victim of this, TWICE!! disbelief


But he didn't learn his lesson the first time?
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Reply #21 posted 03/01/05 12:31pm

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1sexymf said:

sinisterpentatonic said:

I had a roommate who's been a victim of this, TWICE!! disbelief


But he didn't learn his lesson the first time?


Different girls. lol
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Reply #22 posted 03/01/05 12:42pm

1sexymf

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1sexymf said:



But he didn't learn his lesson the first time?


Different girls. lol


Let me repeat myself - he didn't learn his lesson the frist time? lol
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Reply #23 posted 03/01/05 12:57pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Ever heard of women stuffing the condom after it's been used? I was listening to a radio show and callers were telling stories of how women trapped them by getting pregnant, you know things like saying they were on the pill or poking holes in the condom etc....

Well one guy called in telling how he walked in on his girlfriend digging through the bathroom trash after they had had sex. He asked her what she was doing and she said "nothing, just thought I dropped something in there" and he got suspicious becuase she had previously said she wanted kids and he said he didn't, that is why he was using the condom.

So the next time they had sex he threw the condom in the trash like he always did. But beforehand, he decided to do something to confirm if his girlfriend was in fact stuffing the condom. So he put Tabasco in the used condom before putting it in the trash. A couple minutes later after his girlfriend went to the restroom, he heard shrieks omfg Guess the guy knew the answer to his question huh? evillol

Busted!



Ahh yes the ol tobasco trick. Works on Kids too when they've been bad. Just a dab will do ya.

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Reply #24 posted 03/01/05 2:19pm

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Ever heard of women stuffing the condom after it's been used? I was listening to a radio show and callers were telling stories of how women trapped them by getting pregnant, you know things like saying they were on the pill or poking holes in the condom etc....

Well one guy called in telling how he walked in on his girlfriend digging through the bathroom trash after they had had sex. He asked her what she was doing and she said "nothing, just thought I dropped something in there" and he got suspicious becuase she had previously said she wanted kids and he said he didn't, that is why he was using the condom.

So the next time they had sex he threw the condom in the trash like he always did. But beforehand, he decided to do something to confirm if his girlfriend was in fact stuffing the condom. So he put Tabasco in the used condom before putting it in the trash. A couple minutes later after his girlfriend went to the restroom, he heard shrieks omfg Guess the guy knew the answer to his question huh? evillol

Busted!




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Reply #25 posted 03/01/05 2:20pm

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ShySlantedEye1 said:

A note to all of the dumb ass women doing that bullshit...It is not the 1950's! Men will leave your ass anyway, baby or not! Then you will be stuck with a idiot for the rest of your life. Your poor child will sent through the ringer because of your selfishness and destructive behavior. Not cool!



Very well said!! clapping clapping
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