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Thread started 03/24/05 10:28am

lollyp0p

How to clean your toilet

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way
Instructions on how to clean your toilet



1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.



2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.



7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


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Sincerely,

The Dog

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Reply #1 posted 03/24/05 10:31am

MarieLouise

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lol

My cat is acting rather nervous as I'm reading this.
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Reply #2 posted 03/24/05 10:32am

Mach

i just use 6 drops of tea tree oil and a toilet brush

man... eek my way is boring giggle
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Reply #3 posted 03/24/05 10:34am

lollyp0p

MarieLouise said:

lol

My cat is acting rather nervous as I'm reading this.


giggle

just remember to have the door ready to be opened nod
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Reply #4 posted 03/24/05 10:34am

lollyp0p

Mach said:

i just use 6 drops of tea tree oil and a toilet brush

man... eek my way is boring giggle



get a cat nod


and the pet shampoo smells lovely too woot!
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Reply #5 posted 03/24/05 10:36am

Mach

lollyp0p said:

Mach said:

i just use 6 drops of tea tree oil and a toilet brush

man... eek my way is boring giggle



get a cat nod


and the pet shampoo smells lovely too woot!


i have 2 cats ...

i make my own pet shampoo ... does that count ?
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Reply #6 posted 03/24/05 10:40am

lollyp0p

Mach said:

lollyp0p said:




get a cat nod


and the pet shampoo smells lovely too woot!


i have 2 cats ...

i make my own pet shampoo ... does that count ?



Oh i think you should test this out with your pet shampoo and see how well it works nod

with pictures please thumbs up!
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