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PrintableAnxiety said: there isn't a single thing on god's grey earth at which i do not suck significantly.
that is all. What, even pigs penises? | |
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Anxiety said: i suck at everything more than anyone else in the whole universe. there isn't a single thing on god's grey earth at which i do not suck significantly.
that is all. Men love to be sucked  | |
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Enigmoid said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: I can juggle with three small bean bags, a '74 Cadillac Eldorado and Enigmoid in a potato sack.
OoOOOooh, we'll never beat that. hell no.  | |
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Enigmoid said: Anxiety said: there isn't a single thing on god's grey earth at which i do not suck significantly.
that is all. What, even pigs penises? i'm flattered, but i'm already dating someone.  | |
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Lets not forget about me 
 "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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ThreadCula said: Lets not forget about me
Who glued you to that bannister? | |
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Enigmoid said: ThreadCula said: Lets not forget about me
Who glued you to that bannister? Oh how we forget!! "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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i can single-handedly make one of the funniest orgers EVER re-appear! it's called the b1tch touch.  | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: i can single-handedly make one of the funniest orgers EVER re-appear! it's called the b1tch touch.
thank god you did... i missed him so Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: irresistibleb1tch said: i can single-handedly make one of the funniest orgers EVER re-appear! it's called the b1tch touch.
thank god you did... i missed him so  me too! glad he's back!  | |
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irresistibleb1tch said: cborgman said:
thank god you did... i missed him so me too! glad he's back! Can't top that! Good work. Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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the other day I single handedly fell busted my ankle while carrying the presidents collection of umbrellas | |
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ella731 said: the other day I single handedly fell busted my ankle while carrying the presidents collection of umbrellas
Last night i put up with someone who says nothing but twatty comments for a few hours i really bet you CAN'T beat that! | |
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p0pRocks said: ella731 said: the other day I single handedly fell busted my ankle while carrying the presidents collection of umbrellas
Last night i put up with someone who says nothing but twatty comments for a few hours i really bet you CAN'T beat that! last week the twatty comment maker called and talked so fast my ear was in flames and I had to get out the fire extinguiser to douce the flames | |
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ella731 said: p0pRocks said: Last night i put up with someone who says nothing but twatty comments for a few hours i really bet you CAN'T beat that! last week the twatty comment maker called and talked so fast my ear was in flames and I had to get out the fire extinguiser to douce the flames Last week, i became a nun, then a prositute cause i was bored, then i sold my soul to the devil for 2p and a packet of crisps then I realised my soul wasn't my own but christophers i had just borrowed it and then i had to go to hell.... steal the soul back, wash it in bleach and give it back to christopher and NOW i have a bunch of demoic hit men after me because i didn't keep my side of the bargain  | |
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p0pRocks said: ella731 said: last week the twatty comment maker called and talked so fast my ear was in flames and I had to get out the fire extinguiser to douce the flames Last week, i became a nun, then a prositute cause i was bored, then i sold my soul to the devil for 2p and a packet of crisps then I realised my soul wasn't my own but christophers i had just borrowed it and then i had to go to hell.... steal the soul back, wash it in bleach and give it back to christopher and NOW i have a bunch of demoic hit men after me because i didn't keep my side of the bargain Last night I tried to purchase said soul with offers of 2 packs of Ready Salted Pringles (and yes... the crinkly ones) and 2 and a half pence. Was misled by vendor who assured me that the only way said soul could be obtained was to negotionate with devil  currently resident inside head of said nun/prostitute....
Imagine my disappointment at this very moment as I find that this was all a filthy lie  | |
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RocknRollisalive said: p0pRocks said: Last week, i became a nun, then a prositute cause i was bored, then i sold my soul to the devil for 2p and a packet of crisps then I realised my soul wasn't my own but christophers i had just borrowed it and then i had to go to hell.... steal the soul back, wash it in bleach and give it back to christopher and NOW i have a bunch of demoic hit men after me because i didn't keep my side of the bargain Last night I tried to purchase said soul with offers of 2 packs of Ready Salted Pringles (and yes... the crinkly ones) and 2 and a half pence. Was misled by vendor who assured me that the only way said soul could be obtained was to negotionate with devil currently resident inside head of said nun/prostitute....
Imagine my disappointment at this very moment as I find that this was all a filthy lie Last night I spent two hours picking out a landscape from the grain on the table, picking out pictures of animals and things i then went to a magical land where said table landscape exists 
i played with the wolf with the everlasting tail and the fish in the wood water and found some fairies who gave me some ermmmm "dust" i live happily ever after | |
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12 2/17 days ago, I ran into this man who told me he could make caterpillars turn into slugs.
He then told me it would cost me whatever 2 pence is  and I kindly shook my head and told him that slugs and I dont mix, I like salt to much | |
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p0pRocks said: RocknRollisalive said: Last night I tried to purchase said soul with offers of 2 packs of Ready Salted Pringles (and yes... the crinkly ones) and 2 and a half pence. Was misled by vendor who assured me that the only way said soul could be obtained was to negotionate with devil currently resident inside head of said nun/prostitute....
Imagine my disappointment at this very moment as I find that this was all a filthy lie Last night I spent two hours picking out a landscape from the grain on the table, picking out pictures of animals and things i then went to a magical land where said table landscape exists
i played with the wolf with the everlasting tail and the fish in the wood water and found some fairies who gave me some ermmmm "dust" i live happily ever after The next orger has to beat my overuse of previously retired emoticon, yet making a comback for one last special occasion.....  Wolf with the everlasting tail.... | |
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RocknRollisalive said: p0pRocks said: Last night I spent two hours picking out a landscape from the grain on the table, picking out pictures of animals and things i then went to a magical land where said table landscape exists
i played with the wolf with the everlasting tail and the fish in the wood water and found some fairies who gave me some ermmmm "dust" i live happily ever after The next orger has to beat my overuse of previously retired emoticon, yet making a comback for one last special occasion..... Wolf with the everlasting tail....thats each to beat   | |
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p0pRocks said: RocknRollisalive said: The next orger has to beat my overuse of previously retired emoticon, yet making a comback for one last special occasion..... Wolf with the everlasting tail....thats each to beat  ... Cyber abuse just isnt a patch on the real thing | |
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p0pRocks said: ella731 said: the other day I single handedly fell busted my ankle while carrying the presidents collection of umbrellas
Last night i put up with someone who says nothing but twatty comments for a few hours i really bet you CAN'T beat that! 
I work with him ALL DAY! FIVE DAYS A WEEK !  | |
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RocknRollDave said: p0pRocks said: Last night i put up with someone who says nothing but twatty comments for a few hours i really bet you CAN'T beat that!
I work with him ALL DAY! FIVE DAYS A WEEK ! WORK is an overstatement
your avatar  | |
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Heavenly said: I can masturbate 24/7
that's something every man can do!!  The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: Heavenly said: I can masturbate 24/7
that's something every man can do!! Yea, but can they do it with one hand tied behind their back? | |
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ella731 said: RocknRollDave said:
I work with him ALL DAY! FIVE DAYS A WEEK ! WORK is an overstatement
your avatar I feel daves Pain, 
and co- at avatar
plus ella has a point i can beat your work with this little emoticon here  | |
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Heavenly said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: that's something every man can do!! Yea, but can they do it with one hand tied behind their back? Don't they need only one hand?? The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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I'm the world's smallest giant.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: I'm the world's smallest giant.
You might be small, but so is dynamite! I like that line... |
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