i hate when i'm eating tater tots and i run out of ketchup and i have to get up and go to the kitchen to get more because i forgot to bring the bottle of ketchup into the living room with me, partially because i squeezed out a huge river of ketchup onto the plate, or into a special condiment ramikin which i keep especially for tot dipping, and i always think, "OH, that'll be enough ketchup for me", but i'm always wrong. oh lord, am i always wrong. and so every time, i end up suffering tatertotus interruptus because i have to get up and squeeze out more damn heinz and then i have to pause whatever i'm watching and everything has to stop and then by the time i'm all re-ketchuped and resituated, i then realize i am out of soda.

that is what i hate.

OK. This is what I hate. One kid wants a glass of juice, the other has just spilled his on the sofa. I am breastfeeding the littlest kid and I go to answer the phone with one boob hanging out and the doorbell rings and the baby throws up in my hair.

I hate it when I knock on a door and a woman with her tit out and a vomit in her hair opens the door just to realise I rang the wrong bell

Anxiety said:

youre awesome - thanks for that ..... i needed a laugh today

charlottegelin said:

girl i SO understand what youre sayin


kinda puts the whole ice cream/condiment thing into perspective huh ?

PANDURITO said:

so youre the one huh ???

Stax said:

im ok now... see that was easy, call me sweetie - and im all better

charlottegelin said:

i've been through that. it ain't pretty and if you give one some juice they all want juice!

There's nothing I hate more in this world than racial discrimination..






















































that and Arabs on my flight.

nakedpianoplayer said:

PANDURITO said:

you obviously didn't read the sign that says "ring this doorbell at own risk"

nakedpianoplayer said:

don't let them near the ice-cream PLEASE!!!

daPope said:

hey, i date an arab...

I hate when my friend nakedpianoplayer doesn't answer her phone even though it says she's online here.

bluesbaby said:

i hate it even more when the phone is dead and your friend tries to call you talk about a shitty thing

nakedpianoplayer said:

try again , sometimes it does that, for some reason

i hate when popcorn gets stuck in my teeth!