lilmissmissy said:

You used to be a guy!

senik said:

OY!!!

My daughter has a thing about breasts and will often in lifts or shops compare mine to other womens

Mommy your boobies are bigger than hers arn't they?

shhhhh bobbi quiet

but mom they are

Bobbi really stop it

why are her boobies flat mommy?

Bobbi not now

i hope i have bigger boobies than her when i grow up mommy

you won't be growing up at this rate

p0pRocks said:

Pssstt! Photos can be emailed to me so that I can see what Bobbi is going on about.

p0pRocks said:

awwwww bless give her and Cian a big hug for me

althom said:

p0pRocks said:

Why doesn't she call you "Mum" ?

p0pRocks said:

Natisse said:

i will do honey

She is cutest when she is singing cream though

the look of some of the people when my little innocent daughter walks around marks and spencer food hall singing "cream get on Top" is priceless.

Bobbi once told santa he should stop eating so many sweetie cause he would be poorly and have rotten teeth

me and my son Patrick were riding the bus and this man got on and something was wrong with his nose. it was deformed like he had a glob of cauliflower stuck to it but the same color as his skin. Patrick talks a lot and is very friendly and very LOUD. he said "ma! whats wrong with his nose?!" i said "nothing, he's just different now shhh your talk lower" but he still goes on "but ma! why it look like that it looks like a monster is on his nose!" now i don't know if the man heard him but everyone else heard him. i was trying so hard not to laugh and keep him quiet at the same time i almost lost it. i could see other people laughing too

heybaby said:

My chest hurts from laughing, poor man

senik said:

because "mum" makes me feel old



I just thought of something else

The childrens gold fish died a few weeks ago while i was looking after them, there dad rang me and let me know and i said i would tell them.... Bobbi took it well and Cian didn't care.

they went home later that day and the fish was still floating stupid ex husband Bobbi said

"dad whats the matter with the fish"

"it's sleeping bobbi, i thought mommy had explained"

"Yeah she did dad, you are silly the fish is dead"

heybaby said:

at least the woman in the lift could buy chicken fillet bra fillers

p0pRocks said:

awwww lol I'm gonna ask her to sing it for me he he...at Marks and Spencers

Natisse said:

oh and she will, she makes up some of the lyrics

"baby bring your bottle of pop" is a favourite of hers

she dances like a hooker to it too it's quite worrying i really don't want her to turn out like me

p0pRocks said:

I'm only joking hon I wouldn't really do that and she'll be a very lucky girl if she turns out anything like you

p0pRocks said:

he's really loud and he's not afraid to talk to people. when he was about 3 or 4 (he's 7 now), he used to walk up and talk to old people "hello I'm Patrick what's yours?....."

My 3 year old niece was going to Eurodisney with her family and they were sitting in the car on their way there. She asked her dad 'are we there yet?' to which he replied something along the lines of 'Not long now' and she blurted out 'Oh fuck off!'

They were so shocked because they're not the type of parents to swear in front of their child. It seems she picked it up from her babysitter's children, who are a little older than her. The perfect thing about it was the timing!

They told her that she shouldn't say it so a few days later someone was over at the house and she said to them matter-of-factly 'we don't say fuck off'!!!



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