Since I was a teenager I have enjoyed exposing myself I love to come up behind unsuspecting people and gently place my penis on their shoulder.

I have done this for years, its always been my dream to have my penis on the shoulder of the president during the State Of The Union adddress from the Oval Office. Just my member and the President nothing could be more wholesome.

I need to work my way up starting with the local news anchor and then Peter Jennings and then the president

It can't be that hard...

RocknRollisalive said:

trust me it really is

ella731 said:

Its better flacid on a shoulder if it was hard it might go into somebody's ear

lil1 fits!!!

sag10 said:

Hey divinity check this out

lil1 said:

Wait, I can't type... I can't stop laughing!!!

Dyvinity said:

Sad that when I'm serious you laugh harder

lil1 said:

OMG!!!!

One day, I'll be watching the state of the Union and see this little head pop over the president's shoulder and I will die of an aneurysm from LMAO all over my living room floor!!!

Let's just hope the president is a democrat or U'll never get it up!

Dyvinity said:

I would never do it to a democrat it has to be republican especially Bush


To have my Wacky Wonder Weasel on that dickheads shoulder would be a reason to go to Disneyland

lil1 said:

LOL! Yea, we're going to Disneyland!!!!

Dyvinity said:

Mickey's next

lil1 said:

NO not Mickey....

Take Minnie, please!!!!

Dyvinity said:

lil1 said:

Minnie's loose, U'll like her! Mickey is far too uptight.

LMAO!!!!!


That shit is hillarious!

I want the tip of my penis flirting with the presidents lepel

lil1 said:

Why? Can it wiggle like a worm?

Dyvinity said:

You could just see the president with my shlong on his shoulder

lil1 said:

No what I really wanna see is how it's gonna wiggle it's way up near the president's lapel...

Dyvinity said:

Somebody off camera flashes a picture of Halle Berry and my shlong hits him in the side of the head
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lil1 said:

WHAT???

Okay, U wanna explain that to me again, like I am 12 yrs. old?

Dyvinity said:

i see a picture of a hot girl, my penis responds and jerks in motions uncontrolably hit the president in the side of the head

lil1 said:

Oh, so U want this to be a spontaneous act of perversion?

lil1 said:

i like you.

Dyvinity said:

Its premetated and spontanious acts of perversion just as long as it isn't premature

lil1 said:

So U'r fond of all forms of perversion just as long as your load doesn't blast off before the mothership does, huh???