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My Life's Ambition Since I was a teenager I have enjoyed exposing myself I love to come up behind unsuspecting people and gently place my penis on their shoulder.
I have done this for years, its always been my dream to have my penis on the shoulder of the president during the State Of The Union adddress from the Oval Office. Just my member and the President nothing could be more wholesome. I need to work my way up starting with the local news anchor and then Peter Jennings and then the president | |
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It can't be that hard... | |
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RocknRollisalive said: It can't be that hard...
trust me it really is | |
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ella731 said: RocknRollisalive said: It can't be that hard...
trust me it really is Its better flacid on a shoulder if it was hard it might go into somebody's ear | |
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lil1 fits!!! ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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sag10 said: lil1 fits!!!
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Hey divinity check this out | |
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lil1 said: Since I was a teenager I have enjoyed exposing myself I love to come up behind unsuspecting people and gently place my penis on their shoulder.
I have done this for years, its always been my dream to have my penis on the shoulder of the president during the State Of The Union adddress from the Oval Office. Just my member and the President nothing could be more wholesome. I need to work my way up starting with the local news anchor and then Peter Jennings and then the president Wait, I can't type... I can't stop laughing!!! | |
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Dyvinity said: lil1 said: Since I was a teenager I have enjoyed exposing myself I love to come up behind unsuspecting people and gently place my penis on their shoulder.
I have done this for years, its always been my dream to have my penis on the shoulder of the president during the State Of The Union adddress from the Oval Office. Just my member and the President nothing could be more wholesome. I need to work my way up starting with the local news anchor and then Peter Jennings and then the president Wait, I can't type... I can't stop laughing!!! Sad that when I'm serious you laugh harder | |
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lil1 said: Dyvinity said: Wait, I can't type... I can't stop laughing!!! Sad that when I'm serious you laugh harder OMG!!!! One day, I'll be watching the state of the Union and see this little head pop over the president's shoulder and I will die of an aneurysm from LMAO all over my living room floor!!! Let's just hope the president is a democrat or U'll never get it up! | |
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Dyvinity said: lil1 said: Sad that when I'm serious you laugh harder OMG!!!! One day, I'll be watching the state of the Union and see this little head pop over the president's shoulder and I will die of an aneurysm from LMAO all over my living room floor!!! Let's just hope the president is a democrat or U'll never get it up! I would never do it to a democrat it has to be republican especially Bush To have my Wacky Wonder Weasel on that dickheads shoulder would be a reason to go to Disneyland | |
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lil1 said: Dyvinity said: OMG!!!! One day, I'll be watching the state of the Union and see this little head pop over the president's shoulder and I will die of an aneurysm from LMAO all over my living room floor!!! Let's just hope the president is a democrat or U'll never get it up! I would never do it to a democrat it has to be republican especially Bush To have my Wacky Wonder Weasel on that dickheads shoulder would be a reason to go to Disneyland LOL! Yea, we're going to Disneyland!!!! | |
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Dyvinity said: lil1 said: I would never do it to a democrat it has to be republican especially Bush To have my Wacky Wonder Weasel on that dickheads shoulder would be a reason to go to Disneyland LOL! Yea, we're going to Disneyland!!!! Mickey's next | |
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lil1 said: Dyvinity said: LOL! Yea, we're going to Disneyland!!!! Mickey's next NO not Mickey.... Take Minnie, please!!!! | |
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Dyvinity said: lil1 said: Mickey's next NO not Mickey.... Take Minnie, please!!!! | |
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lil1 said: Dyvinity said: NO not Mickey.... Take Minnie, please!!!! Minnie's loose, U'll like her! Mickey is far too uptight. | |
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LMAO!!!!!
That shit is hillarious! | |
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I want the tip of my penis flirting with the presidents lepel | |
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lil1 said: I want the tip of my penis flirting with the presidents lepel
Why? Can it wiggle like a worm? | |
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Dyvinity said: lil1 said: I want the tip of my penis flirting with the presidents lepel
Why? Can it wiggle like a worm? You could just see the president with my shlong on his shoulder | |
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lil1 said: Dyvinity said: Why? Can it wiggle like a worm? You could just see the president with my shlong on his shoulder No what I really wanna see is how it's gonna wiggle it's way up near the president's lapel... | |
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Dyvinity said: lil1 said: You could just see the president with my shlong on his shoulder No what I really wanna see is how it's gonna wiggle it's way up near the president's lapel... Somebody off camera flashes a picture of Halle Berry and my shlong hits him in the side of the head [Edited 2/24/05 19:44pm] | |
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lil1 said: Dyvinity said: No what I really wanna see is how it's gonna wiggle it's way up near the president's lapel... Somebody off camera flashes a picture of Halle Berry and my shlong hits him in the side of the head [Edited 2/24/05 19:44pm] WHAT??? Okay, U wanna explain that to me again, like I am 12 yrs. old? | |
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Dyvinity said: lil1 said: Somebody off camera flashes a picture of Halle Berry and my shlong hits him in the side of the head [Edited 2/24/05 19:44pm] WHAT??? Okay, U wanna explain that to me again, like I am 12 yrs. old? i see a picture of a hot girl, my penis responds and jerks in motions uncontrolably hit the president in the side of the head | |
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lil1 said: Dyvinity said: WHAT??? Okay, U wanna explain that to me again, like I am 12 yrs. old? i see a picture of a hot girl, my penis responds and jerks in motions uncontrolably hit the president in the side of the head Oh, so U want this to be a spontaneous act of perversion? | |
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lil1 said: Dyvinity said: WHAT??? Okay, U wanna explain that to me again, like I am 12 yrs. old? i see a picture of a hot girl, my penis responds and jerks in motions uncontrolably hit the president in the side of the head i like you. | |
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Dyvinity said: lil1 said: i see a picture of a hot girl, my penis responds and jerks in motions uncontrolably hit the president in the side of the head Oh, so U want this to be a spontaneous act of perversion? Its premetated and spontanious acts of perversion just as long as it isn't premature | |
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lil1 said: Dyvinity said: Oh, so U want this to be a spontaneous act of perversion? Its premetated and spontanious acts of perversion just as long as it isn't premature So U'r fond of all forms of perversion just as long as your load doesn't blast off before the mothership does, huh??? | |
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