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FOOLS!!! Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help ?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir ?". Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre". Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours". Samsung Electronics Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack ?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about". Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack ?" Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall". RAC Motoring Services Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am travelling in Australia ?" Operator: Doesn't the product give you a clue? Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France): "If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car ?" Directory Enquiries Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please". Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct ?" Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off". Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator: "Woven? Are you sure ?" Caller: "Yes. That's what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland". On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: "I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on". Computer Capers Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop". Customer: "OK". Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu ?". Customer: "No". Tech Support: "OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu ?" Customer: "No". Tech Support: "OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point ?". Customer: "Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'". Tech Support: "OK. In the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed ?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there ?" Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again ?". There's always one. ..and I have one of my own to add.. Ollie at work wanted to print some shoe pics from his computer but the website wouldnt allow him. I told him to press the print screen button.. but before I could finish he walked away and stood by the printer. I asked what he was doing, and he said he was waiting for his screen to print.. if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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