I've just been asked to post something funny.

Now, I'm just not a funny man and to be honest, I've just got in from a night out where I just had to keep the laughs coming and the entertainment flowing all night.

I mean, the professionals find it tough, so how can a 'normal' guy like me carry it off for hours on end

I need ideas..... I know there are real cards online right now so please post suggestions for a funny thread so that I might get the praise and the credit and that

Chico1 said:

Must... try... harder

RocknRollisalive said:

I can hear the minds of the org's comic geniuseses working overtime right now

maybe this will help u.....

did anyone tell you lately that you are rubbish

and we were laughing AT you tonight

TheDuck said:

I'm going shopping tomorrow

RocknRollisalive said:

yeah someone has no alcohol in i have guinness here but am drinking horlicks I'm such a good girl

p0pRocks said:

I have Tuaca You must try it one day... I guarantee you will love it

RocknRollisalive said:

i don't like the sound of it, i bet tuaca is really some foreign language for...

alives urine

p0pRocks said:

I hear it all the time, yes...

How did this help with ideas for a funny thread again...

p0pRocks said:

Urine or not..... trust me, you would like it

RocknRollisalive said:

erm funny thread I came up with a few ideas but i forgot them sorry

p0pRocks said:

did anyone tell you lately that you are rubbish

RocknRollisalive said:

so you admit you pee in bottles and pass them on to unsuspecting visitors

EVIL

p0pRocks said:

Yeah... unsuspecting visitors who can't be botherered to learn a foreign language

RocknRollisalive said:

so dave drinks alot of it then

p0pRocks said:

Oui

RocknRollisalive said:

poor dave i thought he smelled a bit stronger than usual, when he said he had been on the piss, i wasn't aware he actually meant the "piss"

p0pRocks said:

I did try to tell you at one point when the band were on.... you obviously didn't hear me and merely pretended to agree whilst smiling politely

RocknRollisalive said:

it wasn't that i couldn't hear you it was the damn brummy accent that was the problem

p0pRocks said:

Oh ar.. broad as tha cum me

Bang yourself in the balls.....people usually get a good chuckle out of that.